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Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens........ im in a happy place

About Me


The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% Spider-Man 85% Hulk 80% The Flash 75% Superman 75% Iron Man 75% Catwoman 70% Robin 65% Wonder Woman 60% Batman 55% Supergirl 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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50 Things About Me Survey


Have fun answering this cool survey!


1. What is your best friends name? Jeremy
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? teal
3. What are you listening to right now? nothing
4. Whats your favorite number? 8
5. What was the last thing you ate? PB&J only part of it :(
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? magenta
7. How is the weather right now? cold
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Jeremy
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? nose and aura(it makes sense to me)
10. Do you have a significant other? no :(
11. Favorite TV show? don't have one anymore
12. Siblings? 4
13. Height? 5'7"
14. Hair color? brownish now with black tips(fading)
15. Eye Color? blue
16. Do you wear contacts? nope
17. Favorite Holiday? halloween
18. Month? don't have one
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? yep- if you say no you lie
20. What was the last movie you watched? She's the Man
21. Favorite Day of the Year? my birthday :)
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yep- i have given up
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? not anymore
24. Hugs or Kisses? both
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? both
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? yea but they won't
27. Who is most likely to respond? no one
28. Who is least likely to respond? all
29. What books are you reading? 4 right now-witchcraft & Demonology, The perfect Husband, Spellcraft, and The Blooding
30. Piercings? ears, nipple, and nose(took out the nose)
31. Favorite movies? Last House on the Left and more
32. Favorite football Team? Buc's( inside joke)
33. what were u doing before this? nothing
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? butter
37. Dogs or cats? both
38. Favorite flower? lily, orchid, or rose
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? yep not sharing either
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? yea
41. Have you ever loved someone? yea
42. Who would you like to see right now? not saying
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? nope
44. Have you ever fired a gun? nope
45. Do you like to travel by plane? i haven't but i'm working on it
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? both
47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3
48. Are you missing someone? yep
49. Do you have a Tattoo? yep 4 of them
50. Anybody on myspace that you'd go on a date with? yep
Take this survey Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
Duty and Loyalty: You serve your purpose and do what you must do. People would consider you someone to rely on, and one who keeps his/her word when he/she gives it.
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Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: Very High
Envy: Low
Lust: High
Pride: High
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.comThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Test What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Lili St. Cyr!
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My Interests

Movies, Art, Music,everything about everyone, anything funny and sarcastic. sex is good too!

I'd like to meet:



According to experts, my personality type is :
Assasin for hire

Other people like me display these traits.

  • They like black lingerie
  • They work in fast food resturants
  • They are lawyers
  • They dine and dash

  • Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.comwidth="120" Rating
    Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
    Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
    Schizotypal Personality Disorder : High
    Antisocial Personality Disorder : Low
    Borderline Personality Disorder : Moderate
    Histrionic Personality Disorder : High
    Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Low
    Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
    Dependent Personality Disorder : High
    Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low

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    Music:

    I like a fuck load, Right now my favorites are in my top friends on my page, go enjoy!

    Movies:

    everything but romance movies, i can only handle them every once in a while.
    What Jennifer Means
    J is for Joyous

    E is for Easy

    N is for Naive

    N is for Natural

    I is for Intelligent

    F is for Furry

    E is for Extraordinary

    R is for Relaxing
    What Does Your Name Mean?

    Television:

    House, Bones, Gordon Ramsey(i so want him!), Project Runway, ANTM,

    Books:

    I love horror, sci-fi, thrillers, anything but really sappy romance books. I own everything by Stephen King, John Saul, Dean Koontz, and Patricia Cornwell. I have at least 500 books right now and i add at least a new one once a week.

    Heroes:

    my mom for dealing so well with terminal cancer and keeping her spirits up during this.

    My Blog

    Shitty day

    Today is such a shitty day for me....it would be my mom's 61st birthday if she was still alive. She died the day after christmas last year from cancer. I feel really sad and crappy cause usually i am ...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:30:00 PST

    For True America Citizens......you must watch

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    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:28:00 PST

    blog thingy Rachel did, i had to fill it out.

    1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:302. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Harry Potter, don't remember which one4. What is your favorite TV show? Th...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST

    apologies

    I am apologizing to everyone i stopped talking to lately, i have been in my own zone dealing with life and so forth. Someday soon, Hopefully, i will get back to talking more to everyone and being the ...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:18:00 PST

    This is so perfect!!!!

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    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

    why again.....

    why am i such a fucking idiot? I am glad i am to much of a chicken shit cause i have wanted to off myself for the last few months but i am to afraid of death!! I am just going to have to learn to like...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

    damn chunks

    you ever blow a guy and when he comes you need to get out the toothpicks to get the chunks out? isn't there something that can make this a bit smoother? Why do i feel like i just went to the dentist a...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:49:00 PST

    why get angry

    Why do people get angry when i say something they know is right but would never admit it. Is it because it's me and i for some reason can't be right? Why do people have to assume i am just some stupid...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:13:00 PST

    people thrive off of my unhappiness

    I think my family is happier when i am misserable. I only want a couple of things in my life to make me happy and for some reason they can't seem to help me try to be happy. I guess i am doomed to be ...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:12:00 PST

    damn it!!! :) :)

    I can't say what i want anymore without starting a fight. It is known and will always be in my mind and someone elses but i wish i could hear what i know will someday be said. For now i have to bide m...
    Posted by Satanshor AKA J-HO BAG on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:58:00 PST