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About Me

my name is chris, but nobody calls me that. i go by clauser. i'm big, goofy, and fun loving. i think i'm pretty easy to get along with, mainly cause i'm really laid back. i'm a firefighter, and i love my job. my friends and family are the only thing more important to me. if ya couldn't tell, i like jeeps and love bein' off road, either in mud or at the beach, and i love me some beachy goodness. i'm always lookin' for an excuse to be in the OBX off roading. thats it for the most part. if ya wanna know more, hit me up.The EMS Rule of Warning Devices: Any ambulance, whether it is responding to a call or traveling to a hospital, with lights and siren, will be totally ignored by all motorists, pedestrians, and dogs which may be found in or near the roads along its route.

My Interests

fire. anything fire, and i'm there. fire rocks. aisde from that...... um...... fire? hehehe. just having a good time. being with friends, drinkin' and playing video games. driving fast, speed, hell anything for a rush. i love adrenaline. Since i got my jeep, i'm all about the off roading now too. so all i needs an excuse to get down to the OBX and hit the beach
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I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone and everyone. i enjoy company and just chillin' with people and gettin' to know them. Porkchop Sandwiches

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Music:

i'll listen to just about anything, but mostly rock. i'm not to big on counrty, but living here in va, its about all i get exposed to, so i like some of it, and as for pop...... no thank you, to many computers and lip syncing. lately i've been listening alot of breaking benjamin, chevelle, and foo fighters (hero rocks!!!) but my fav band has to be linkin park.

Movies:

i love movies. there isn't too much to do around here except for drink and go see movies. mel brooks is that man, so anything by him is a must. spaceballs, blazing saddles, robin hood: men in tights. i love me some comedy. action movies rock, most of the comic movies were good (daredevil sucked) and then the scary movies. i don't care what anyone said, ring sucked! but amittyville horror was amazing, and texas chainsaw was great. so yeah, i'm up for anything with a good crew of friends, or just that one friend..... hehehe *wink wink*nudge nudge*

Television:

damn near anything on adult swim. family guy is the greast cartoon ever! futurama, robot chicken, harvey bird-man, sea-lab 2021. some funny stuff right there. i love cartoons. samuri jack, simpsons, did i mention family guy? if not, they rock. csi, law and order: svu, any show on discovery health about paramedics, cops, smallville(when i get the chance to watch it) and basicly what ever can keep me interested for more then 2 min. Jeeping
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Books:

dean koontz is the man, pretty much anything by him i'll read. some graphic novels (wich is just a big word for comic books) and sci-fi

Heroes:

my parents for sure, both for different reasons. they had to deal with me for 22 years, anyone with that much paitence has to be a saint. mr. doug hartly. he is basicly the man that turned me in to the man i am today. he was my football and wrestling coach. he showed me how to be a bad ass pretty much, and helped break open the little shell i had put myself into. ms. cindy kriecar. my drama teacher. she is the one that busted the shell right open. she taught me the value of just being your self, and not caring what anyone says about you. 2 of the best high school teachers i could have ever hoped for. thanks to them, i am who i am today. and the BDC, who i know will always be there for me.