In Alabama, there lived an old man and his name was Papa Jaymichaels. Some called him Papa Jay. Others called him the Miracle. But most of the old girls and little boys back home by the riverside called him plain Papa Jaymichaels, because that was the name his old mama gave to him.by hell you tell ME young boy how can forrest dick you up a daisychain like he told you to when, all the time you just readin those words off of the paper stripped naked off the swamp trees. but my jove i do, boy, I DO. dont you go on with your hap trapping clip ticking ear filler, ill serve little joey a wet fillet into his mouth like his daddy beat him to.