As a small boy growing up the the jungles of africa I learned family values being raised by the silver back guerrillas. I left my home in the Congo at the tender age of 42 to strive for something more as I felt a void in my life. I found myself in South America where I linked up with some pigmies and together we joing the French Foreign Legion(cause they need all the help they can get). On our first mission I lost the use of big toe in an event that involved a paper clip, a piece of string and MacGyver. I was discharged and I started to once again roam the world. I ended up as the lead guitarist for a little group called guns'n'roses, reguardless of what the history books say I was the orginal guitarist for that band, but Axel was straight trippin so I left the band. Today I teach advanced physics at Stanford and am currently working on my fifth romance novel.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Batman. your mom(of course). that chick with three boobs form total recall. I guess thats it, I mean after I meet your mom what else is there?
