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Your best friend Leslie

You're not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning.

About Me

Vikings are the new pirates. Hobos are the new lumberjacks.
Everything is rad.
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My Interests

Secret missions, It girls, Overweight cats, Talk shows with out of control teens, Ill-fitting sweaters, Brooklyn, The D-List, Wayfarers, Heiresses, Mozzarella sticks, Looking good, Coffee and mimosas, TV show marathons, Alter egos, Witnessing when mildly inconvenient things happen to shallow people

I'd like to meet:

People who rarely take off their sunglasses, who feel at home in skinny jeans, and who probably drink too much and scream "Yay!"

Music:

You go first.

Movies:

Movies with slow motion entrances.

Television:

Reality Television staring spoiled teenagers, women willing to go through intense plastic surgery, or ridiculous families who switch lives for money.

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis

Heroes:

Sharpay Evans, Cory Kennedy

My Blog

Less Than Zero

Dad finishes his glass of champagne and pours himself another. Mother asks for the bread. My father wipes his mouth with his napkin, clears his throat and I tense up, knowing that he's going to ask ...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:48:00 PST

It’s OK to cry, as long as you’re faking it.

"I've defined myself, all my life, by what I was against. I fought against everything, but more and more I worry that I was never for anything. Oh, I can criticize and complain and judge everything,...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:36:00 PST

You're so mainstream.

Fatigue overtakes her and she whimpers, "Oh no, I'm having flashbacks. The eighties are coming back to me and an anxiety attack is imminent."At first she was so inexpressive and indifferent that I wa...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

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Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

A Working Stiff

The more I travel and look around for work, the more I realize that I am not alone. There are thousands of itinerant workers out there, many of them wearing business suits, many doing construction, m...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

State of Grace

The belief that this invisible hand, whether it's called "The Zeitgeist," "the collective unconscious" or "the popular will" constitutes these people's religion. It accounts for why they're so mesmer...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST

Guadalupe is totally Rad


Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST

Breast Cancer Race for a Cure - September 10th

I have decided to do my part to fight breast cancer and raise funds asa participant of the 2006 Komen New York City Race for the Cure onSeptember 10th. One in seven women will be diagnosed with breas...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST

Summer Girls by LFO (Best Song Ever)

Yeah, I Like it when the girls stop byIn the summer Do you remember?Do you rememberWhen we met that summer...New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hitsChinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly wh...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:00:00 PST

that annoying survey everyone does

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Chris DoerrBirthday:May 4thBirthplace:Flint, MichiganCurrent Location:Brooklyn, NYEye Color:slate blueHair Color:brownHeight:5'7"Right Handed or Left Handed:rig...
Posted by Your best friend Leslie on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST