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oliver

I Kinda Like You But I've Chosen Heineken

About Me

I collect clothing for a living and horde it in a warehouse. I try to age it properly so it becomes more valuable. I have a fashion line of clothing that I try to make some effort to sell before the seasons change or rain leaks into my warehouse and my collection becomes ruined. Between doing these things I travel to Japan to look after a shop and warehouse there that is subject to earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos, and an eternally drunken jobless samurai that harasses our poor Japanese harajuku girl employees on their way to work. Chaos theory and Werner Heisenberg makes all the seams fit somehow. In the meantime Epictetus is my best friend.
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My Interests

Archaology, old stuff in general, vintage clothing, vintage cars, you get the picture. I need to get hold of a time machine. Travelling, being surround by people of different cultures doing strange things that perplex the mind. Clothing, fashion, hang-gliding, scuba diving. Bats fascinate me for some reason.

I'd like to meet:

Rollergirl

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Shawshank Redemption, From Russia with Love, Gladiator, Braveheart, For a Fistful of Dollars, When We Were Kings.

Television:

THIS IS MECHA MECHA HILARIOUS

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, the Art of War, Miyamoto Musashi by Eiji Yoshikawa, Clockwork Orange, Gandhi's Autobiography.

Heroes:

Epictetus, Chief Joseph, Beethoven, Mohammed Ali

My Blog

the bat bomb

The Bat Bomb What did you say? "Bat Bomb." What's that? "It's official name was project X-ray. It was a United States funded research project, with military personnel assigned to it, to produce a ...
Posted by oliver on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST