I have hair on my head, face, arms, legs and crotch. I have the orafices and features that most other mortals generally have. I have words, that occasionally come from my mouth. I have height and weight. I have all six senses. I like wire coathangers and unsalted butter in dark rooms. I sleep at night and through the day. I am fluent in english aswell as my native tongue. I believe onanism is key to a healthy and productive day. At weekends i like to stay in and knit sweaters. By knit i mean burn and by sweaters i mean babies.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who doesn't like garlic, so i can punch 'em, and the girl with the red hair and magic hood from Dungeons & Dragons
