I'm working on my farmers tan.
Candy makes a delicious lunch-dessert.
I have voluntary tourette's.
Every reggaeton song is my favorite reggaeton song.
I don't wash fruits & vegetables, filth and pesticides build character.
The Holohan family loves Tom Hanks.
I like cigarettes unless they are lit.
I instantly become fond of things and revere them with a childlike innocence.
I don't like teal.
You know when your chewing gum and just almost swallow it and start to choke, but at the last second you catch it? I feel like that all the time. (paraphrased from Steven Wright, I'm a piece of shit for stealing it, go ahead do something.... didn't think so.)
I prefer dead silence to bad music, or bad voices (in my head or otherwise).
...fuking burning-man.... seriously?... be ashamed.
You can't touch vitamins with wet hands.
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I seem to either work too much or completely sit on my ass. Occasionally I'll do something resembling a sport such as, snow/wakeboarding, mountain biking, running, snowmobiling, boating, etc. I suck at wiffle ball, Sorry, don't pick me.Skydiving was fun, going again would be better. Some people used to say I'm too nice, I haven't heard that in a while, I must obviously be a complete asshole, as you can now well tell.
and I want life in every word to the extent that it's absurd
You couldn't give me a house. Too much work, I've already done it.
i made this:
...worked some of the time...