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ms. jess

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm just me. mildly amusing, easily annoyed, a little on the crazy side, but not half bad to look at.

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My Interests

simplicity. religion. breakfast. latin men. chemical reactions. things that go boom. you know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

everyone! but there's just not enough time.

unrealistically, i'd like to meet jesus, the mona lisa woman, elton john, the inventor of the spork, and angelina jolie because i think we'd have an awesome conversation. i'd also like to meet clive owen and sean daley because they're hot in that creepy kind of way and i dig that.

realistically, i suppose i'd have to settle with meeting you. unless you're a crazy motherfucker.

its also chill to meet people that know how to have a good time without being wasted. what is up with my generation, really though?

Music:

most things disco, hip hop, and the black eyed peas.

i'm a sucker for bad late 90s pop music as well.

organized music. progressive trance.

but i'm also obsessed with the radio. so fuck all you radio haters

and carrie underwood! cheesy, i know, but fuck you. i think she's cute.

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Movies:

scarface. forrest gump. groove. mean girls. high school musical. wordplay (i'm a crossword fanatic). hairspray.

Television:

dont get me started. i watch far too much tv than any person ever should. ever. but to name a few, desperate housewives, law & order SVU, house, without a trace because the mexican guy is hot, and stupid game shows where all the people act like retards. and nature shows. because animals are cool. and let's not forget the cartoons. powerpuff girls, spongebob, kids next door, jimmy neutron, foster's home for imaginary friends, and my all-time favorite.. billy and mandy.

Books:

identity. the poky little puppy. the kite runner.

Heroes:

my parents. if my kid had substance abuse problems and was headlining one shit show after another, i wouldnt be strong enough to take the kid into my home and give all my love and support. thanks for helping me get my life back, i love you mom and dad.

My Blog

the husband/boyfriend conflict

so my dad is totally random. today out of the blue he says to me "um... yeah... you are gonna have an arranged marriage"-------WHAT? i was like dude dad. back up. first of all. i have no boyfriend, le...
Posted by ms. jess on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:23:00 PST

you look better on myspace

i know, i know. looks can be deceiving. but some people on myspace take the deception to a whole different level. y'all know i'm somewhat of a myspace stalker, but sometimes i look at people's profile...
Posted by ms. jess on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

confessions of a guilt-free conscience

most people make confessions when they feel guilty about something. well i usually don't feel guilty about anything i do, but sometimes i feel the need to sound off on them so i can get reassurance fr...
Posted by ms. jess on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST

top 5 reasons why im the worst girlfriend ever.

the title of my blog isnt supposed to be negative. i fully admit that i'm a shitty girlfriend, but i'm probably gonna be hands down one of the most down ass chicks you will ever meet in your whole lif...
Posted by ms. jess on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST