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MCLOVIN

Look at the size of that thing! We could play jump rope with it!-Cheech and Chong

About Me


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Name: Max
Birthday: 8-28
Birthplace: South Bend, WA
Current Location: South Bend,WA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie
Your Heritage: Norwegian and Welsh and German and every other kind of white person
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes
Your Weakness: I chew on my sweatshirt's strings
Your Fears: A lot of things
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my damn growth spurt!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or hey or :P
Thoughts First Waking Up: ........ I don't think when I wake up
Your Best Physical Feature: My pelvic region...jk
Your Bedtime: 9:30 or 10:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Dad being Dad
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McFatass
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF is that???
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Fuck no!
Do you Swear: ^^^^^^^Does that answer your question?
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Every other day
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a fat man, what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: No, as I said earlier I'm a McFatass
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell yeah my parents are pimp!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: 7 of em hoe!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: O yea I booze it up all the time....not really
In the past month have you Smoked: Dude that's nasty
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't eat nasty ass raw fish.......Do you?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but I went streaking
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: O yea lol no
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Ummmm not now would be nice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Music or Basketball or Manwhore..the staight kind
What country would you most like to Visit: Wales or Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or silver or green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length
Height: 5'5" to 6'2"
Weight: Not Nichole Ritchey or Star Jones...Not before or after Star Jones for that matter
Best Clothing Style: ????????????????????
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: 25
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Infinite amounts
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My Interests

Basketball,guitar,music,and friends(Bros before hoes!)
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Coffee
Beverage (alc) ? Vodka lol jk
Color ? White and Green
Food ? Carne E Sada (Did I spell that right?)
Item of clothing ? Hat
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? The glutius maximus
Phrase ? As of now "Do you have those microwavable burritoes?"
Song ? Burn it Down
Musical Artist/Band ? Too many rock bands
Sport ? Basketball
Movie ? Hoojiers
TV Show ? Desperate Housewives
Radio Station ? 105.7
Type of Chocolate ? The kind with the pieces of people in it......dumbasses
Eye Color ? Green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes
Smoke ? No
Drink ? Maybe....
Have any piercings ? No
Have any tatoos ? No
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend No
Had sex ? Well one time.....
Gone streaking ? Yes
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? No
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? No
Broken any bones ? Yes
Been stabbed/shot ? Yes
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yes
Stayed up all night ? Yes
Danced like a whore ? Many times
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? No
Turned down a dare ? Yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? All of them are
Is the prettiest ? Ty cuz he's my hoe! lol jk
Is the most handsom ? Ummmmmm
Is the loudest ? Ian
Is the craziest ? Carte,Dylan, and Dakota
Is the most shy ? Michael
Is the most loving ? Johnathan
Is the most understanding ? Ty
Is the most boring ? I don't have boring friends
Is the richest ? Me and Carte lol
Is the most athletic ? All of them are
Is the most cocky ? Ian
Is the biggest sex icon ? Dylan
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Ty cuz hes a wankster lol
Do you look up to the most ? I look down on Carte literally
Do you tell everything to ? All of them
Has the best clothes ? Dakota
Has the best house ? Michael
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Fuck no
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? No that's retarded
Lie to your parents ? Maybe
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Yes
Lie to your best friend ? Maybe
Give a homeless person money ? Yes
Run from the police ? Yes
Bungee jump ? No
Sky dive ? No
Cross dress ? Hell yeah
Be an exotic dancer ? Yeah
Scuba dive ? Yes
Go rock climbing ? No
Go spulunking (caving) ? No
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Ty
Bologna ? Hot Dog
Hott ? Pamela Anderson
Orange ? Orange
Real world ? I hate it
Fuck ? me!
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? Between my legs
Hip-Hop ? Jumping
Uniform ? School Boy
UniCORN ! ? Little people
Rainbow ? The poor leprechaun that never gets his Lucky Charms
Clown ? It

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I'd like to meet:

Jade Puget,Jimi Hendrix,Randy Rhoades,Mick Ronson,Jeff Beck, and John Petrucci.

Music:

Rock(AFI,Disturbed,Coheed and Cambria,Dream Theater,Avenged Sevenfold,and AC/DC.)
What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::


Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
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Movies:

ComediesI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Television:

Desperate Housewives (I'm queer!)the emo song

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Books:

Uhhhh I'll leave this one blank.

Heroes:

My dad,mom,God, and a hell of alot of guitar players!Family Guy jesus

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