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MadMoses

MUST. DESTROY. MANKIND.

About Me


I'm just a nice guy from hell,
also known throughout the galaxy as The German Who Walks.

Here's what some of my friends say about me:
The German has lost his mind. -jasonlblair, in conversation
If you look closely, [MadMoses] has the mark of the beast. Seriously. Look at him. -jasonlblair, again
He is the German Who Walks. What else do you need to know? -jasonlblair, again? hey man, are you stalking me?
[MadMoses] likes to rock. He also walks, apparently. -matt_snyder
[MadMoses]'s German is way better than mine. -bob_goat
[MadMoses] kicks so much ass that I had to have umlats surgically removed from my bum. He's the mad German and he digs Iron Savior. Also, he's a genius. Proof? He published InSpectres! -memento_mori
I think you're insane. In the best possible way. -cartoon_goblin
Mad! -karohemd
Mad (in the sense of "wonderfully crazy") -gmskarka
Nice ass! -latentblue
Nice ass! -vamp love

Of course, all but the last two ones are lies!
Contact me if you dare:
AIM: DisasterMachine
ICQ: 124267141
Yahoo: MadMoses666
Skype: MadMoses666
google.talk: madmoses
Twitter: MadMoses
Playstation Network: MadMoses
My blog is over at LiveJournal
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My Interests

Music, stories, games & martial arts.
Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (traditional japanese martial arts also known as Ninjutsu) - making noise with whatever musical instruments I can get my hands on... drums, guitar, bass, sythesizers, sax... elektro, rock & experimental stuff - dabbling in writing and game design - roleplaying games - comics - novels - video games - concerts - board games - poker - cinema - motor bike driving - goth clubbing - destroying universes.

I'd like to meet:

Open-minded people.Time travelers.Leather goddesses from outer space.
If we don't know each other, please write me a message before sending a friend request. I do not collect friends. Unless you're a leather goddess from outer space.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The German Who Walks
Birthday: The day the world began to end (that's in May!)
Birthplace: A gateway to hell in Neustadt an der Aisch, Germany
Current Location: Nuremberg, Germany
Eye Color: green-brown
Hair Color: dark blond
Height: 1.85 meters, that should be 6'1" and big enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but I use both hands for strangling people
Your Heritage: Some German Ninja Clan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots, like every day
Your Weakness: I'm just a man
Your Fears: No fear
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything without fish and pineapples.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: None. I do what I wanna do without planning.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Please deposit the money in unmarked bills in the garbage can at...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn! It wasn't a dream!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: After midnight
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Afri-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: I prefer a real restaurant. BK if I'm in a hurry.
Single or Group Dates: One girl at a time, please.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea? Are you kidding me?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate junkie
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: If on fire.
Do you Swear: This survey sucks!
Do you Sing: Only if I want to hurt people
Do you Shower Daily: First thing I do in the morning. I love showering. It's the third-most relaxing thing after sleeping and getting a massage.
Have you Been in Love: Who hasn't?
Do you want to go to College: Are we talking about for the girls?
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: No. I believe in myself. Use a spell checker.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Try it out.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a narcissist.
Are you a Health Freak: Haha!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms rule.
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, guitar, bass, synthesizers.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I didn't drink since I was 19. I can't stand being drunk. There are other vices.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: That's none of your business.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. But I have eaten a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, with my band Tonal Y Nagual as opener for Kirlian Camera, Faun & Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I do not steal.
Ever been Drunk: Huh? Who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: Get a life.
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet.
Ever Shoplifted: I do not steal.
How do you want to Die: Doesn't matter. I don't want to live forever.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Never, never grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: blond & crazy colored hairs, but most important is that it fits you
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: gothic & crazy
Number of Drugs I have taken: do chocolate and coffee count?
Number of CDs I own: You come over and count'em 'cause I sure don't have the nerve to.
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets. ..!

Music:

Industrial, EBM, Powernoise, Elektro, Metal (mainly of the trash/death variety), Dark Wave, Rock, Grunge, Crossover, Classical, Jazz, Experimental
Some of my favorite bands include:
Combichrist, Icon Of Coil, Seabound, Nebula H, Stromkern, Neuroticfish, Covenant, Haujobb, The Gothsicles, The Retrosic, Yavin 4, VNV Nation, Informatik, Das Ich, Informatik, Absurd Minds, K.M.F.D.M., Evils Toy, T.O.Y., Cruciform Injection, Cut.Rate.Box
Cure, Dead Can Dance, Type O Negative, Rammstein, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Tiamat, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Subway To Sally, Depeche Mode, Sisters of Mercy, Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio
Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Tool, Faith No More, Diecast, Primus, Pearl Jam, Kyuss, Beastie Boys, Slipknot, Disturbed, Trivium, Mudvayne, Molotov, Die Apokalytischen Reiter, Incubus, Audioslave, Shadows Fall, Arch Enemy
Frank Zappa, Donald Fagen, In The Nursery, Al Di Meola, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, Tori Amos, Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets

Check out my electro-industrial project Electronic Body Confusion
and my elefolktrica band Tonal Y Nagual

Movies:

Some of my favorites: Clerks, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Living in Oblivion, The Lord of the Rings, The Dark Crystal, Brazil, Reservoir Dogs, Hero, Braveheart, Fight Club, Old Boy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Versus, Death Trance, Ghostbusters

Television:

TV rots the brain!

Books:

Some of my favorite books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Smoke and Mirrors (Neil Gaiman), The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien), The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien), The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Douglas Adams), The Vampire Lestat (Anne Rice), The Player of Games (Ian Banks), Good Omens (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman), The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde), Ender (Orson Scott Card), House of Leaves (Mark Z. Danielewski), Anansi Boys (Neil Gaiman);Why doesn't this myspace thingy have an appropriate section for favorite comics? well here we go: The Sandman (Neil Gaiman), Sin City (Frank Miller), Hellboy (Mike Mignola), Lone Wolf and Cub (Kazuo Koike & Goseki Kojima), Gloomcookie (Serena Valentino), Oh My Goth! (Voltaire), Lenore (Roman Dirge), Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Waterson), The Tick (Ben Edlund), PvP (Scott Kurtz), Courtney Crumrin (Ted Naifeh), Little Scrowlie (Jennifer Feinberg & Todd Meister), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (Jhonen Vasquez)

Heroes:

The Tick

My Blog

My Blog

My blog is here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/madmoses/
Posted by MadMoses on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:14:00 PST