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About Me

Love music and films and books and jelly beans. Hate insincere and grumpy people, and over ripe bananas. Have a rocky relationship with alcohol.

My Interests

Playing the fiddle. Coleslaw

I'd like to meet:

... the guy who invented coleslaw. and shake his hand!

Music:

Flaming Lips, Para One, King Tubby, MF Doom, Donald Byrd, Mastodon, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, Madlib, Mars Volta, My Tour of Duty, Ad Astra Per Aspera, Bad Acid Trip, Guillemots, Tunng, Bats for Lashes, Nelly Furtado, Burning Spear, Buck 65, Burial, Free Speech, Koushik, Shuggie Otis, The Black Angels, DJ Shadow, Mansun, Cooper Temple Clause, Aphex Twin, Pendulum, Prodigy, The National, The Egyptian Lover, Marumari, The Paper Chase, Interpol, Lou Rhodes, Black Milk...

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas The Big Lebowski, Ghost Dog, David Lynch, American Psycho, Fight Club David Kronenburg, Spun, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Team America, Battle Royale, Little Miss Sunshine, Crank, Old School, Kevin Smith...

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Television:

South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Arrested Development, Spaced, Alan Partridge, Black Books, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

Books:

John Burnside, Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Sam Lipsyte, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson...

Heroes:

Wayne Coyne, Bill Bailey, Al Pacino, Salvador Dali...

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My Blog

New Story - Number 3081

Number 3081 A steel rattle, springs shifting uneasily and in the background a tap drips steadily. The soft breaths belong to Martin Brooker, prisoner 3081. I don't know how he got here, I don't read t...
Posted by James on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST

Time must continue... tragedy in a single moment.

Please enjoy... love James 6.15pm, 27th May 2007. The metal's punched in. Paint's scratched off. A cloud of dust by the wheel arch. Plastic casing of the left side headlight has shattere...
Posted by James on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

The Toy

The door slams. Silence for a minute, then an engine roars to life. He leaves the curtains closed, the room left to lurk in a dark blue glow. I see outlines only, a bedside lamp, chest of drawers. The...
Posted by James on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

...some extracts from my notebooks...

...to give you an idea of where my head has been over the past five years. 17/01/01 ...seriously fucked up dreams last night. Women giving birth to terrapins and 80 pound babies. Me pouring southern c...
Posted by James on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

...a little ol' story...

Please read and post any comments you have. Thanks Money Talks I sit here in the middle of the room. Feeling great, a million dollars. 'You got it?' some punk says, standing in front of me. He thinks ...
Posted by James on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST