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♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥

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About Me

Got my own Ebay shop now selling Crocs shoe charms, have a look either click the logo or here.... Sophs Charms

I'm Sophie, a weirdo from the South. I'm happily married to an old man called Richard, who uses a zimmerframe most days and a bottle to pee in at night. We have been married for 4 years this year, whoo hooo and we have no kids. But i do have 2 step kids, who are on my myspace friends list.

I love furry pets, and i have 3 cats, Nigel, Delilah & Fanny & 2 dogs, Bruce & Bastid Rupert who also doubles as a lumpectomy. Non furry variety includes 20 fish.

I love everything pink. I love bright coloured hair, pink, blue, green, purple, any colour but brown.

I loathe shallow people, those who judge on first impressions.I'm opinionated, so i'm told, i'd say i'm just bloody honest, i like honest people, i know where i stand with them, wouldnt you like to feel the same in my company? Get to know me, i'm sure you would enjoy me, i'm a complete tit, but i love it.

I like being sarcastic and i love people using sarcasism against me, its great.

I have travelled alot and want to visit every country in Europe. I've been to Italy, France, Holland, Belgium, Germany, Croatia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Ireland, Greece, Jamaica and i want another holiday!!

My Interests

In no particular order, cake, EBAY! Got my own shop now click here Sophs Charms Yay! Cats, cress, Basil brush, guinea pigs, button moon, care bears, Quorn, ferrets, lemurs, cake, cherry bounty bars (get em on ebay) pink things (!!), chickens, gherkins, cows, handbags, Dogs, the ART company shoes, bats, rats, fluffy things, cake, furry things, roast chicken, roast potatoes, pizza, MAC make up, any make up, bling, hair dye, sesame street characters, the muppet show, cake, apple & raspberry J20, poker nights, chocolate, colour, Gary Oldman, watching frogs in my pond, cinema, bowling, spending money, cheese, cheesecake, cake

I'd like to meet:

The bastard that stole £700 from my bank account and i'd set light to his bollocks & paper cut his arsehole. Let it go SOPHIE, let it go. Brian Molko. Noel FeldingI found my rollover effect at pYzam.com , They're awesome!

Music:

I love music, who doesnt? Used to drag home several instruments from school and Brownies, much to my parents disgust started with the violin, was pretty good at that! Loved the tenor recorder, so did me dad, but i moved on & the trumpet efforts were born. Dont think me mums ever forgiven me for that racket!!

Anyway some of my music favs- Jamiroquai, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Gorillaz, The Gossip, Green Day, Run DMC, Leftfield, Placebo, The Pet Shop Boys, Kaiser Chiefs, David Bowie, Madonna, James, U2, Scissor Sisters, Mantronix, New Order, The Cure, Jack Johnson, Snow Patrol, Bob Marley, Duran duran, Bent, System 7, Sneaker Pimps, Stetsasonic, Manic Street Preachers, Keane, Mick Jagger, The Beatles, The Kinks, OMD, Roxette, Public Enemy, Faithless, De La Soul, Prince, The Doors, T Rex,

Movies:

Horror, occult, anything with Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Antonio Banderas in! Dracula movies, Jackass, Harry Potter, Pans labyrinth, Saw 1,2,3. Pulse, See no evil, Boo, The hills have eyes, jumpy films, the more i jump, the better, white noise the light, made me fucking jump! And oldies, got a real feel for them since being off sick, like Gremlins, whooo hooo, big, money pit etc....

Television:

comedy. Good British comedy. The two ronnies, the fast show, the mighty boosh, little britain, peter kay, dave spikey, mitchell & webb, game on, 2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps, phoenix nights, blackadder, fawlty towers, borat

Books:



adopt your own virtual pet! Most autobiographies. Html books (i'm learning) Comical books, ones full of bullshit- it always amuses me! Read the book 'Pussy', if you like cats, u'll love this book! Sophie Kinsella books.

Heroes:

My dad. Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, Gary Oldman, Johnny Knoxville, Noel Felding

My Blog

I've been Gumped

Its official i'm now a spaz. Fuckin assholes put me leg in a brace, run booshy run. What i really love about these highly intelligent (!!?) cuntsultants is, they dont know whats wrong with my kne...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:49:00 PST

I wish

I WISH   my cat would fuck off, he's trying to knead me into shape, whilst sucking me off & trying to fuck my laptop
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:59:00 PST

4 days of hair growth and a packet of tic tacs

Yep, its me again. As the heading says, 4 days of hair growth and a packet of tic tacs. Manderin & lime to be precise, only thing that dont make me feel sick at the mo. Good job its a giant box. ...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

Blow your knee's off!!

 Ooooooooo, blow me knee's off! Pump up the knee. FAT knee. Wobble, Purple wobble. I took me bandage off today & my knee is purple and very swollen. Its looks like a fatter version of a ...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Gherkins

I love gherkins! And............................. Cress. I'm going to start up a national cress appreciation society. I am, you just watch me...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

Stupid bloody advert

Let me call you sweetheart, coz your a c*nt. Thats what i think of that advert. Stupid, infact, it makes me soooo annoyed when i here that stupid whining song, i want to smash my house up. Rant over...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

Fat specs

Do my specs look too big for my head? They do, i know it
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

Oooo, lets have another fuckin moan

Ooooo, helloooo again. Another moan i'm afraidThe bastard that got the bank details, got them off me hubbys card, and as he only used it locally, i'm now suspicious of everyone.They spent it on tumi.c...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

Pissing B*stards

Fucking great! This year couldnt get any better, thank god its almost over. Just my fucking luck my husband loses his job in July & aint ernt nowt since, and now some cnut fucking spends on MY BAN...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

Crap day, round one 09/10/2006

Wasted my time at hospital today, waited an hour and a half for an appt i had waited 4 months for, just to see a 20 year old trainee, with a stupid BIG grin on his face, thinking he knew it all. Er, ...
Posted by ♥Pink/Blue/Purple Boosh♥ on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST