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joel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What can i say about my self? Im 5'11'' short brown hair, blue eyes, tattoo across my back (it hurt like hell). Im your normal ozzy guy like hanging out with my mates, going to the beach, going down the local rsl and kicking back doing nothing with a drink in my hand. ..
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't care what other people think of them, enjoy the small things in life the same as the big things.now i hate to kill the buzz but if i dont know u dont do the add me as a friend BS send an email first it takes 1min.
Your 1950s Name is:
Gilbert Ernest What's your 1950s Name?

My Blog

i have a theory.

I have come to the conclusion that females are so stupid. They don't know what they want, how they want it and from who. The classical example is treat them mean keep them keen. I now really understan...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:37:00 GMT

looking back

The past few months have been a learnign curve. the past 2 weeks have been hell. but i have came to understand that this is life. If you want the meaning of life here it is. Life is gvoing to shit on ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Im over it so fucking over it.

As i sit here now i am over chicks, they are all just walking head cases. I am now going to put all my time into my work, tafe and family. But i do want all of you to do one last thing for me, when yo...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:57:00 GMT

im sorry

I'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wa...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:18:00 GMT

sex positions.

these positions are from "the complete assholes guide to handling chicks" befor i write them note that i do not think like the Dan Indante and Karl Marks i am writing them for shits and giggles and no...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:39:00 GMT

butting out.

ok gang i have decided to quit somking i can hear my lungs jumping up and down with joy. quiting smoking is shit its hard and by god it had better b worth it in the end. and to the young kids who's pa...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:31:00 GMT

y the hell dose this keep happening to me?

y the fuck do chicks play mind games for? it is fucking bull shit. for those who dont know her is the deal. i met this chick we talked on line for a bit and we met up. i hade a great time and started ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:10:00 GMT

my mate rob

just wanna say a big ABOUT FUCKING TIME to my mate rob who has just got his page going.   Now let the games begin.
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:47:00 GMT

ANZAC Day

ok gang its that time of year again where u try to drink ur body waight in cheep beer. now rember the beer is like 20c per so u dont need a big bank roll. Now if u know some one who is an ex sevrice d...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:43:00 GMT

thoughts

ok all got home from da cruise and i learnt a few things. 1 when they say dont drink carva dont drink it it sends ur mouth numb which is cool but u get sick. 2 when u get a taxi get the price b4 u ge...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:27:00 GMT