Steven Segal because he is the greatest actor ever and he wears the coolest clothes. I bet if I were friends with Steven Segal he would give me a whole bunch of those delicious energy drinks like "Steven Segal's ThunderBolt" it is made from exotic botanicals. I want to buy a jacket with a tiger on the back like Steven Segal wears but i can't find it anywhere. I guess it is in high demand or something. I bet if Steven Segal and Chuck Norris were in a fight Steven Segal would beat his ass after whispering some smooth shit.