yoo what sup!
Im chris. smy name :D
im gonna rewrite this cos im well bored and it will fill in time till i gotsta go out soon.
that was well bad english!
Nevermind.
hows it going?
good?
Yeah. so im chris, i work, i play guitar in a band. and i get drunk and smoke whatever i can find, litterally. i smoked my true self. full of dignity and it was propa harsh tokes! jeesus that hurt.
anyways.
Play guitar in *Insert name*...
havent actually got a name for our band, but we iz propa sick a hell of alot better than your band. depending on who reads that its probably true. get innnn
erm, im pretty cool i wont fuck you about or anything, i am a decent guy i know that much, i talk probs too much but thats ok.
Im pretty open minded with life, im not the most adventerous human, i dont go out every night on missions to see how much i can drink, unless its magical drain water then count me in, sounds wicked!
blabla boooooo.
hmm. ermm what else to write?
im allowed to enter html and dhtml, holy fuck even css in any field! but alas, i am not allowd to use javascript here... apparantly.
woah i chat shiiiiiiit homer.
Yea i like metal, and whatever fucking subgenres come with it. it has to be good though, i hate haircut music and anyone who dresses like a granddad with a cardigan maaan you look stupid, but oh well im sure i look stupid in slacks, which may i add i dont wear, so therefore im not stupid. Conclusion = D"^£% minus the breasticles.
anyways...
i wonder how much shit i can chat before i bore myself to a n early night.
Oh yea i work at the golf club in ruislip, but i dont play golf so dont let that mislead you i just happen to be a labourer to the people which desire to drink from our taps. wet, shiny, misleading sexual taps. thats got me in trouble loads of times. i like to get the company in £1800 of debt and get away with it, thats pretty funny.
erm
i hope my manager doesnt read that, he'll have me over his knee in no time, not that id complain or anything nor am i gay nor even a LIIIITTLE bit curious to feel what its like to be brutally slapped across the buns by a mamoth of a gentleman, im pretty sure its damn painful and maybe even a little kinky?
fuck that.
Yea working sucks, ill piss and moan about my job but in the long run i dont actually mind it, just sometimes it takes the piss.
as do alot of people.
anyways, im done now cos my hands hurt.
i wrote all of that in under 10 seconds can you belive that!
PHEW
strapping young for the world cup!!!!
