Nothing but skulls & maggots as far as the eye can see... |
All right, all right, so fuck, I fuckin' faked my own death. Hell, you snotty bitches try workin' at Abu Ghraib prison for 3 years without any fuckin' vacation. I ain't left I-fuckin'-raq since I flew...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:18:00 GMT |
Terry "Fuckin' A Ray" Raymond Choogler has been killed in action! |
Abu Ghraib Military Prison has just issued this bulletin regarding recent casualties among its staff:
"Terry 'Fuckin' A Ray' Raymond Choogler of Forrest City, Arkansas, was killed by a suicide-bomber ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:41:00 GMT |
Fuckin' A Fan Mail .1 |
So folks just LOVE me! Like a fuckin' reptile, baby! Cute as a gila monster in heat on a Saturday night in Vegas! This email came from my chum Brandy or somethin' like that. Apparently, she believes t...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:48:00 GMT |
Hump Old Glory until your tapped and dry, than hump it some more! |
Man, fuckin' A, 'Delta Dick' LaDuke just joined our fuckin' band today! He does back-up vox, and he shakes them maracas and tambourines like JLo shakes that fuckin' oversized Spanish ox-ass. The 4 chi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:41:00 GMT |
"Deathship Lusitania": I'm gonna be a ROCK fuckin' STAR, my lil' heathen sluts! |
Goddamn, so's we have actually had a wee bit of free-time here at fuckin' Abu Ghraib, mostly cuz we're runnin' out of pussy-ass dunehumpers to smite. Jugs Hoss has been so goddamn restless that he sto...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:10:00 GMT |
Wastin' away in Guantanamoville...the Torture-Off '05 |
Jesus fuckin' Christ on a stick with a bunch o' fuckin' nails in his dick! This fuckin' summer is hotter than the Cuban border guards' scrawny asses! My computer keeps fuzzin' out on me 'cuz this Bagh...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 20:23:00 GMT |
Just a bunch of good ol' boys servin' up jambalaya on the Euphrates |
Fuckin' A, ya'll, its been a total fucking shitstorm since I got back from vacation in Mosul a few weeks back. These fuckin' insurgents are blowin' shit up left and right, I cain't even take a leak wi...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jun 2005 12:25:00 GMT |
Don't come to a fight w/ an AK 'less you want someone to think yer a commie |
MY VACATION IN MOSUL, Part 2: DEAD DUDERS & more DEAD DUDERS!!!
So we wake up at fuckin' noon on Day four, we slept through an entire fuckin' day, and we got this dead unfuckinburied dune coon to los...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Apr 2005 21:44:00 GMT |
My Vacation in Mosul, Part 1: 3-Wheeler Haji Polo & other Tales of fuckin' Woe |
Damn, man, I had me a bitchin' old time out in Mosul with Sgt. Buzz Weathercock's squad of the fuckin' 666th Ranger Battalion. Man, they's the fuckin' partyinest bunch of hillbillies in Kurdistan. Tal...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 22:25:00 GMT |
Fuckin' insurgents kidnapped Johnny Laredo!!!! |
Holy shiite! My last night at Abu Ghraib before vacation and all goddamn HELL breaks loose. Saturday night, the sun' about to set the fuck down and I'm fresh from the fuckin' chowline, with a bellyful...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Apr 2005 21:07:00 GMT |
