Alright…so now that I’ve been doing this MySpace thing, I’ve seen a great deal of the “Tell Me About Yourself†survey. I’m beginning to think it’s a prereq to use that survey when you first start using MySpace. I too fell to the power of the survey and put that on my page, which was out there for far too long. So that is why I’ve decided to tell you all about me in my very own version. I mean who really gives a shit if I ate sushi or chocolate within the past month or what type of soda I drink. To that I say...BFD! Plus, when I'm bored, I like to amuse people…thought this would be a good start. So sit back, grab a drink and some popcorn and let me entertain you with what I’d like to call my life.
I believe that everyone is now well informed that I’m a picky eater, I drink, smoke, and have a mouth like no sailor you’ve ever met! Let's just say I'd could probably sexually harass any man before he comes close to doing the same! I also have 2 eyes, a nose, mouth, 8 fingers, 2 thumbs and as you read in the previous survey, what I like to think are a pretty nice set of tits...sorry I mean breasts.(Thanks to Doc Hammond for making them smaller!) I have to remember to talk like a lady...HA! Who am I kidding...I've never been a "lady" a day in my life! And recently, I was told that I must have teeth on my p*ssy!Last time I checked, I think I may have actually felt them. I guess I’d better invest in another toothbrush! I am right handed but when it comes to things like golf, hockey, and baseball I use my left hand. I’m what you call an opposite rotator…please…keep comments to yourself about that one! I do not enjoy cold weather but if bundled up, I love to ride snowmobiles and do a little sledding. I mean really...what else is there to do when 9 of the 12 months are nothing but snow! I have no problem making fun of myself and often suffer from DBS (Dumb Bitch Syndrome). I enjoy screwing with people…keep them guessing I always say! Not to mention, it’s a way for me to keep myself entertained. I find that I have a very low tolerance for stupid people but they are most fun to fuck with. I love animals but I’d say I’m more of a dog person when you break it down like that. I find cats to be not as personable as dogs but there are some I've met that make a liar out of me. Dudley comes to mind. And it doesn’t help that my eyes well up like I’ve been on a good bender…can you say allergic! When you gain me as a friend, I will be there for you at the drop of a hat but cross me and I’ll make you wish you were never born. I love spending time with my family and when the 3 Perfetti sisters get together...bad things happen. Love to make mom proud you know. ;) Let’s see…is there anything else? No? Good…then let’s begin shall we.
I was born in Calumet, MI (for those of you who don’t know…that’s in the UP) on October 28, 1976, which makes me a Scorpio. I have red hair (the carpets do indeed match the curtains), brown eyes, and a pretty damn good mean streak. I don’t know if I get the fiesty attitude from the hair color or my ethnicity. I am Italian, Finnish, and French… Hell, it’s probably “all the above!†I was born and raised in a town called Painesdale and have 2 older sisters...no boys in our family but dad sure raised us to be just like one! I can fish, hunt, climb a tree, gut a fish…you get the picture. I am what most call the baby of the family…to my sisters, I was that little nuisance with pigtails that they had to have tag along with them everywhere. I’ll admit it…most times I wanted to go just because and I knew that they’d have to take me. Did I mention that I was evil? Well…I think most who know me already were clued in on that. I’d like to call it “clever for my age.â€
I came down to Big Rapids to attend Ferris State University. My main reasoning for coming down here was that I’m still in the same state but far enough from the frickin’ wilderness of the UP. As you can see...I never left. Only problem is that it takes 8 hours to get back home! Let me remind you all…I’m in the SAME DAMN STATE! To put it into perspective for you…give you a chance to feel my pain...Driving back home is the equivalent of going to Chicago and back! You could go to New York even! Me, no I go back to where it’s cold and there’s nothing but trees! Glutton for punishment maybe. But I guess… be that as it may…there’s no place like home. Just wish I could get my hands on a pair of those damn ruby slippers to get my ass up there a little faster! Anyone know where I can get pair?
This year marks year 10 of being down here in good ol’ Big Rapids. So I guess that makes me a “townie†but I am still a yooper at heart. I have a lot of wonderful friends and I’ll admit it…I do like living here. It’s not too big but not too small. I am working at Ferris as a computer technician and have 2 beautiful babies…as I’m sure you’ve seen by the photos I have posted. I guess you could say that things are good in my life.
Now what I’m about to admit is some very important information…so pay close attention! I’m sure that most if not all of you have heard the old saying “I hope you have kids just like you someday.†This is not just a saying! It is the honest to God truth...more like a curse! I didn’t believe it either…TRUST ME…it’s true. I will be the first to admit that my kids are me incarnate and both give me a run for my money. Try having an argument with yourself sometimes...it sucks! But I wouldn’t trade them for anything! They are my world! Hell…my life would be boring without them. So now you can’t say you weren’t warned!
Well…I’d say that’s pretty much it in a nutshell. I could rattle on a lot more but you’re almost out of popcorn and probably need to go to the bathroom by now! And I believe that my boredom has passed. Hope I was able to entertain you for a brief moment. Thanks for visiting my site! Drop me a line if you feel the need! Later!
Your Personality is Very Rare (ESTP)
Your personality type is dominant, driven, poised, and self-aware.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 6% of all men
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