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Pandora

I'll rip out your insoles as I steal your heart.

About Me

This is my second Myspace, since Mommy is silly and accidentally erased my other one...I'm cute, I'm fuzzy, I have a foot fetish, and I am really only 5 years old. I like stealing things and stashing them under Mommy's bed. I like playing tug of war with feet so you better wear shoes when you come to see me. I get really stinky and I hate baths, but Mom washes me regularly anyway. Daddy lives far away to work, and I live with Mom while she finishes school; I miss Dad a lot. He scratches me between the ears, which I love. I do little grunting noises and happy ferret hops when I'm super excited, and I give the best ferret kisses in the world, especially on the tips of noses.I am just too adorable for words, so come play with me!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Naomi. But Mom won't let me.

My Blog

im going to miss mommy

i am very sad. mommy hasnt been around a lot the last week or so. im very lonely, and i dont get out to play nearly as much as i used to because mommy's gone so much. i guess she's moving to another h...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:43:00 GMT

i like my stink, thank you very much

i dont know know why mom is always calling me her shit machine. just because i fill my litterbox with one poop session doesnt call for insults... i guess i shouldnt complain. i got stuck under the dre...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:53:00 GMT

i cannot be contained

you wont believe what mommy did to me. she bought me a leash. thats right, a little leash just my size with a harness. i hate it. i hate it so much i pooped on the carpet. mommy yelled.   serves ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:06:00 GMT