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Criminal Instinct

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About Me

There isn't anything particularly interesting about me. I'm a comfortably optimistic and disillusioned individual who thrives on finding the beauty in everything, good or bad. I make a career of writing because I am a good liar. I make very little sense because I talk in circles most of the time, because I embrace the duality of everything. Light and dark, white and black, happiness and sadness, mania and depression, are all part of the reason things are the way they are, a balance. I'm the same way on a microscopic, self-centered scale. I balance myself between dark and light, love and hate, ruthlessness and mercy, and I am completely content with that. I'm also pretty whimsical and really eccentric. I have this thing about penguins, too. Sure, it's completely meaningless and irrelevant, but I don't care. This is my virtual penguin Geoff. If it makes no sense to you why I would write this, don't worry, you aren't alone, it makes no sense to me either.
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Oh right, I have this thing for bats, too. I really enjoy the idea of having a few trained ones to get tangled into yuppie hair.
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My Interests

Politics, reading, film, human interaction, mythology, writing, social vices, antisocial vices, hanging around friends, and sex. I'll let the reader decide what precisely takes priority over what.



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I'd like to meet:

Well, Hunter S. Thompson, but since I don't see that happening for a while... well, the christian (Yes, I intentionally spelled it without the capital C, nobody will ever falsely accuse me of a typo!) version of Satan really seems like a fun guy, or Loki, the Norse god of mischief. I don't know, someone with something interesting to say, I'd even settle for humorous and insightful at this point. Preferably humorous, as I have gained enough insight from people, and generally, it's unwanted and unwelcome.
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Music:

Hmm... anything really, with the exceptions of easy listening, inspirational, christian, gospel, bad 80s music, and country. So rock, basically, although sometimes I might go off on a whim and listen to classical. Wait, that's a lie, I like the blues, and a little gospel, but only good gospel, soulful gospel. Not the preachy shit. And techno, but underground, not the Top 40 shit, although I burn out on techno because it's hard to tell whether it's skipping or not. Gretchen Wilson should be shot for "Redneck Woman"... I heard that fucking song 40 times a night when I worked at the Waffle House. Pot helps.

Movies:

Anything by Tarantino, Burton, Hitchcock/God, the terms are interchangable. Kevin Smith can kiss my ass. Anything with Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton. Give me Bela Lugosi over Lon Chaney Jr. any day. Cheech and Chong, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (again, pot helps). Just anything. I like cheesy B movies too. My favorite movie of all time, that I could watch eternally without boredom, would be Jaws. I think I may actually enjoy historic period films too, although they're a little girly... well, except the Libertine, and Braveheart. Everyone loves Braveheart. And the Puppetmaster Series. And Todd Browning's Freaks, which has become dear to my heart after doing the carnie scene for a while... "One of us, one of us, one of us..."

Television:

I have no cable. I miss you History Channel! On the other hand, I could actually sit through a full episode of the O.C. at this point, just to make up for all the time I've spent playing with my damn cats. Actually, that's a lie. I want HBO... I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. Mythbusters would ease the pain a little, and I honestly can't function without Adult Swim. Lack of Futurama has driven me to drinking and drug use.

Books:

Right now, I'm working on reading anything I can find about Anne Boelyn, and next, Elizabeth I. I've also been playing voyeur by reading the letters of Hunter S. Thompson and Co., as well as Kurt Cobain's journals, which are not as interesting as a person would think. After that, there's no telling. Geek Love by Katherine Dunn kicks ass. Jonathan Kellerman is a good beach read. I've grown a little fond of some of the things Nietzche writes, and I've been on a reincarnation kick lately too, but Edgar Cayce was a really strange individual. Anne Rice will be bitten in the ass by karma for the shit she pumps into print.

Heroes:

Can't say I've got any. I'm a misanthropist and a cynic. I enjoy Hunter S. Thompson though, and appreciate his life greatly. I wouldn't mind living a life like his. I also admire anyone who refuses to abandon their beliefs even in times of hardship. I will bow down and kiss the feet of the beautiful person who assasinates George W. Bush. Ghandi is great, but I can't be a pushover. If Rambo and Ghandi had an illegitimate love child who was adopted by Nelson Mandela and Marie Curie... now we're talking.

My Blog

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So I chilled with Mr. Keibee last night while we waited for Dustin to get off of work and we talked a lot about different things in the past and different people and it got me to wondering about thing...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

Back in business

I had to take a hiatus from the whole Internet for a while due to the working two jobs thing, and just as things were going to take a turn for the better... WHAM! I was horribly sick and I lost my voi...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:47:00 PST

Kinky sex

You know, I've been doing a lot of research on kinky sex lately, watersports, sadomasochism, bondage, and all the other weird fetishes that come along with the whole bundle of sickos, and I'm finding ...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:21:00 PST

Once upon a time...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away... I was a cunt. Not much has changed since then, in fact, nothing has, mostly because I like being the evil snarling bitch that everyone thinks is crazy. I...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:03:00 PST

Lovely day off

It’s been a lovely day of nothing for me. Dustin was off all day, so we just laid around. We cleaned, I ran a few errands, but overall, we just did nothing and it was the best damned feeling EVE...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

I’m a terrible bastard and I like it.

Okay, I’m back online again for a while. Things are decent, I have a new job, which is absolutely wonderful since I was getting ready to kill my perv manager. There isn’t much new in life,...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:03:00 PST

Ah, life in the great beyond...

Today was a lovely day, lovely like any other. I’m tired, I’m bored, but the weather is so nice that I really just don’t care all that much. I can’t really say anything was par...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

Here it goes again!!!! PARTY!!!!

Apartment is sweet, there’s a pool, I fuck all the time, I love my new job, school kicks ass and my life couldn’t be better. It was funny, we had a call for manpower, which meant someone i...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:07:00 PST

Again with the depression phase... god I’m getting tired

So again I've reached the stage where I question what makes me so unhappy. I can't answer it. It's mostly a money issue, I think, because when I was a fuck up I never ran out, but now that I'm honestl...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:20:00 PST

You’d think I’d be tired of this game by now...

I have yet to grow weary of antagonizing people, mostly because I hate them, the stupid ones particularly. So I'm going to continue to throw out heavy handed insults and insinuations toward the morons...
Posted by Criminal Instinct on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST