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About Me

I am Emily Rose Berlant.
I am no ordinary 18 year old girl.
I am NOT extraordinary.
I am a mess of hypocritical statements and feelings.
I'm logical and realistic.
I'm pessimistic towards my own life but can see the positive for others.
I'm the master of 'that's what she said' jokes.
I'm the nicest bitch you may ever meet.
I'm loved.
I'm hated.
I'm human.
I think that putting small amounts of food on huge plates is silly.
I could live off of chicken and potatoes.
I'm extremely easily startled.
I forget almost everything but remember weird things.
I won't make promises, guarantees or agree to commitments unless I completely mean them.
I hate bad grammar and incorrect spelling.
Apparently, I give the most amazing hugs. Maybe you can hug me sometime.
I also give incredible advice.
Traveling, gaining new experiences and socializing is more important to me than sitting in a classroom.
I don't like to watch music videos because they tend to ruin the song for me.
I love to watch the Food Network.
I'm predictable and full of surprises.
I'm bitter, hold grudges and will remind you of how you hurt me.
I'd go to ridiculous lengths for my closest friends. Even though the favor is rarely returned.
I know myself remarkably well.
I like to sleep without any sheets on my bed sometimes.
My fetish of sorts: driving other people's vehicles.
Other people's vehicles I've driven include: Anna Phillippi, Lori Siegel, Jane Sumner, Kelsey Eldridge, Katelin Hall, Gaby Wright, David Thomason, Justin Woolf, Willie Wright, Jordan Poyer, Michael Davis, Marcella Arana, Don Ahlert, Chris Chapman, Ben Hughes, Ryan Richardson, Danie Ransom (3), Tayler Shepherd, Greg Miller, Nate Ellis, Jeff West, Amber Natho, Blake Perry
--If I've forgotten your name or if you'd like to be on the list, let me know.--

My Interests

I dine in and out of topics. I don't dwell long or exclusively.

"I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive" - Albert Einstein.

But I am no genius, unlike him.

I'd like to meet:

Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds?
Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition?
Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate wisdom?
Do you see everything as an illusion?
But enjoy it even though you are not of it?
Are you both masculine and feminine? Politically aware? And don't believe in capital punishment?

These are 21 things that I want in a lover.
Not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer,

Do you derive joy from diving in and seeing that loving someone can actually feel like freedom?
Are you funny? Self-deprecating? Like adventure? And have many formed opinions?

These are 21 things that I want in a lover.
Not necessarily needs but qualities that I prefer.
I figure I can describe it since I have a choice in the matter.
These are 21 things I choose to choose in a lover.

I'm in no hurry, I could wait forever.
I'm in no rush cause I like being solo.
There are no worries and certainly no pressure in the meantime.
I'll live like there's no tomorrow.

Are you uninhibited in bed? More than three times a week? Up for being experimental?
Are you athletic?
Are you thriving in a job that helps your brother? are you not addicted?
...curious and communicative...

Let me know if you qualify.

Music:

I'm a fan of it all, no sense in listing everything. I steer clear of gospel, metal and country. Let me sing along comfortably and I'll probably feel some love.

Movies:

Peaceful Warrior
I enjoy movies that trigger laughter, tears, jealousy, happiness, wonderment, confusion, realization and understanding. Movies that generate appreciation, learning, stupidity, captivation, honesty, lies, disguises, inspiration. Movies that make one watch. That make one love, hate and desire.
I'm one girl that loves scary movies. Even if I squeeze your hand too tight, I'm lovin every minute of it.

Television:

Sex and the City
Family Guy, Ace of Cakes, Good Eats, Myth Busters, Unwrapped, Gilmore Girls, Fresh Prince of Bel Aire, Friends, Project Runway, Top Chef, Scrubs

Books:

Lord of the Flies, Fahrenheit 451, Night, I Never Promised You A Rose Garden, Da Vinci Code, Poisonwood Bible, Angels and Demons, Girl With A Pearl Earring, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Shipping News, S/He Brain... I like to read. I'm not ashamed. Expand my mind.

Heroes:

Anthony Blackmon

Loriana Siegel

Tayler Shepherd

Ramsey Doolittle & Ian Silva

My Blog

Gave up my body and bed. Could you just wait to tell me in the morning?

It’s a difficult and compromising thing when you can’t seem to sleep. No matter the efforts you make, the sandman refuses to visit. It’s like there are these sets of strings, they ar...
Posted by Emily Rose on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

My blood aches from trying to make you appear

Like a juke, you caught me off guard. In this game, there are no refs, no coaches, No such thing as subs or time outs. The only whistle to be blown is the one on the train as you flee. How...
Posted by Emily Rose on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

When I go down, I go down hard

Somehow I can drive thirty miles over the speed limit for hours at a time and never get caught. The tickets I receive for moving too speedily go to my heart. For caring too much. For working against m...
Posted by Emily Rose on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST

I answer lifes big questions as if its one big joke

Nothing has been what I have expected it to be. My fingers are crossed that it will all be for the better. That one day I'll look back and laugh harder than I already have been at all of this. Tha...
Posted by Emily Rose on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST

Another wasted night, another wasted breath

These are my words to you as a whole. Speaking as a group and speaking as an individual. Everyone has their own definition of fun. Everyone experiences different things in different ways. Not ev...
Posted by Emily Rose on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:13:00 PST

She whispers, "thanks for your time tonight"

Do you ever want a specific person to read your blogs but you can't come out and tell them to because the topic involves them and you want them to just happen to come upon your page where they happen ...
Posted by Emily Rose on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

If you think that I could be forgiven, I wish you would...

To so many now gone:I miss seeing your face in the hallHaving the certainty that I'd be receiving that smileThat conviction of a guaranteed laughI think that in this day and age there are far too many...
Posted by Emily Rose on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

You Turn The Screws

Disappointment is one of the most painful feelings ever felt. Having that sense of knowing there was something you cared so much about, despite the way it may have appeared, and then finding out there...
Posted by Emily Rose on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

This crazy, mixed up beauty is all that we have

I think that in times of complete joy or utter despair I run through too many scenarios in my head. In some situations this could be ...
Posted by Emily Rose on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Should have noticed the beauty and not how it hurt

Sex fascinates me. Not just the act of it but how it affects the body and the emotions. Of course the negative possible effects don't really suspend my interest but they're in there too. Just the fact...
Posted by Emily Rose on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST