My name is Jessie the border collie and i am quite mad.
I am three years old and have a brain the size of an egg but can run faster than a 1991 Ford Fiesta XR2.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Ricky Gervais, Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Eric Clapton, Morrissey, Alan Bennett, Stephen Fry, Tony Benn and the bloke that played Lovejoy.
