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Flat9

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Flat 9 William Morris tower 2005-6 was the only party flat in Essex Uni worth going to for anything other than stealing alcohol.At some point I will add some photos, but I am very very lazy. If anyone who lived in Flat 9, or anyone else for that matter has any photos from the parties, or anything else of interest (no porn) then I will happily put them on here (at some point).Undoubtedly, Flat 9 is now full of idiots. They should have torn it down after we left, or preserved it in some way like they did with Gracelands, or Ted Bundy's house (I'm presuming).I can only imagine that pulling down Flat 9 would have had implications not only for those flats above and below, but would have caused excessive confusion for people using the lifts. This is surely why my proposal to the Students' Union was rejected.Did you know??? The residents of Flat 9 are on average 41% more likely to be convicted of tax evasion than the average Essex University student.

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Hmm.. we only invited the coolest people to our parties. Except once when that tramp turned up looking for some crack and wanted Alex to go back to his and watch videos.Frankly unless you ever went to one of the parties you can never appreciate their greatness, and so shouldn't bother trying to be my friend. Unless of course you want to make a donation towards the legal fees for my next fraud case.Oh and if you are the person that stole that bottle of Vodka I want it back.

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