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Crypt Keeper

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About Me

Well, I'm in college right now. Writing major. I recently moved to Boise, Idaho. It doesn't quite make sense to me yet. Still not home. Oregon is still my home until further notice. I drink my coffee black, and I just got some rad shirts at Goodwill. I recently wrote a story about things that used to be alive. I also enjoy sandwiches. And quinoa. Unfortunately, I am rather pale, and my foot is asleep. If a zombie attack were to occur, I'd consider myself moderately prepared.

My Interests

My interests include writing, reading, music, films, photography, and beginning sentences with the word and.

I'd like to meet:

the creator of the universe...and Emo Phillips...if they don't turn out to be the same person, that is.

Music:

Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Billie Holiday, Bob Dylan, Built to Spill, Byrds, Captain Beefheart, Clinic, Danielson Family, David Bowie, Dinosaur Jr., Django Reinhardt, Duke Ellington, Echo & the Bunnymen, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliot Smith, The Fall, The Fiery Furnaces, Frank Black, Handsome Family, Howlin Wolf, Iggy Pop, Hendrix, Kinks, Leadbelly, Lou Reed, Low, Meat Puppets, Mike Watt, Minutemen, Mission of Burma, Neil Young, Nick Drake, Leonard Cohen, Olivia Tremor Control, Pavement, Pere Ubu, Phil Ochs, Pixies, Pink Floyd, Syd Barret, Rain Parade, Rentals, Replacements, Robyn Hitchcock, Sebadoh, Simon & Garfunkel, Slint, Smiths, Softboys, Sonic Youth, Sparklehorse, Stephen Malkmus, Stooges, Swell Maps, Television, Tom Waits, Treepeople, Vaselines, Velvet Underground, Early Weezer, Wire, X, XTC, Wall of Voodoo, John Prine, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash

Movies:

Chinatown, On the Waterfront, Fargo, Eraserhead, Citizen Kane, Raising Arizona, Brain Candy, The Elephant Man, Wild at Heart, Harold and Maude, Blue Velvet, The Crying Game, Silence of the Lambs, Easy Rider, Office Space, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam, Midnight Cowboy, The Graduate, Deconstructing Harry, Spaceballs, Rosemary's Baby, Brazil, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Notorious, Repulsion, Grapes of Wrath, Westworld, Star Wars, Way Out West, Hot Fuzz, Logan's Run, Batman, Annie Hall, UHF, Alien, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Storefront Hitchcock, Dune, Amelie, The Straight Story... there are more, but it's too much to think about right now

Television:

The Kids in the Hall is the greatest show of all time, if you disagree with me, then you are wrong. Actually Twin Peaks may be the greatest show of all time, I'm not quite sure. Wonder Showzen is pretty cool too, and The Simpsons were a great invention. Oh yeah and the Twilight Zone. I hardly ever watch TV though, television is painful these days.

Books:

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck Electric Kool Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe Slaughter House-Five by Kurt Vonnegut Franny and Zooey by JD Salinger Choke by Chuck Palahniuk Catcher in the Rye by Salinger, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut A Man Without a Country by Kurt Vonnegut Perfect Sound Forever by Rob Jovanovic

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut and Calvin and Hobbes"Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name. Don't you wish you could have something named after you?" -Kurt Vonnegut

My Blog

Heres something else that happened inside my skull

"What did you do to get in here?" Chris asked me abruptly one night when we were folding sheets. The "here" Chris mentioned is the State Penitentiary, Medium Security Division. It didn't look as inten...
Posted by Crypt Keeper on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:31:00 PST

Take me to the Dream Butcher

this fell out of my head the other night and landed on a piece of paper   Take me to the Dream Butcher Take me to the dream butcher, Because I know you know where he's at I know that you're no am...
Posted by Crypt Keeper on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST