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jesus

'the lord is always with you'

About Me

Well hey there, you may of heard of me, my names Jesus Christ. But my friends call me Jesus, lord, the messiah, the king, Jebus, or just sexy legs. I grew up in good ol' Jeruselum (shout out to mah homies back home!) and i've been all over the world, spreading the news about my sexy father, God. I believe that everyone is a good person, and everyone deserves to be taught about the wonder of the world, love, God, and heaven. Even the guys who nailed me up on that cross and left me to die! Haha good times, good times. Anyway feel free to hit me up if you need any advice on sex, oral sex, masturbating, lesbian and gay sex, sex toys, or even just advice on life and God. My email is: [email protected] - add me, and we can have talks on msn!!!!!I love you all, and remember...you ARE beautiful. Stay pure-xx JesusOh and, BFFFLLZZZ AUDZ!!1 LUV YOOH GUURLL!

My Interests

God, spreading the word of God, Love, Life.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in all the world, dead or alive. Everyone deserves the opportuinty to be blessed. I love you all.

Music:

Church Music.

Movies:

The Passion of The Christ.

Television:

Playboy TV, Girls Gone Wild, Adult Select.

Books:

The Bible. Oh and I also like mags:FHM, Playboy, you know the rest.

Heroes:

God, my heavenly father.