A Kid on TV

I work in healthcare and make music. Reside in Sioux Falls. Drift through my days. Trying at times. Really I just like to play guitar.
Four jugs of hair tonic spilled into the Arkansas River,
she was delivered by the same Person, of a perfect Rabbit,
which did little to impress her peers,
but in time the time became static.
Skeptics point out many suspicious elements of the plate -
monkeys learn to wash sweet potatoes -
three such incidents in New Mexico,
a practical joke by local historians gone awry.
Ideas of slick saucer operation,
ideas of smarter manipulation,
she takes possession of the kingdom
though it's all a hoax
several miles from its origin.
Selective breeding program to save blonds
screams a billboard from beyond
in the beck behind the family compound,
a troop of fairies dance on the branches in the foreground.
Astral projection and memories of past lives -
I was the camera - I could have been the noise.
Manifestations in later life, a nervous condition,
the day we killed our Santa Claus with statistics,
the Cottingley pictures, Hitler's diaries, furry trout,
Drake's plate of brass - four more jugs maximum strength
hair tonic into the river.