Jason The Asshole |
You asked for it...I still remember reading this one to everyone in the kitchen and how Jason tried to snatch away the piece of paper midway through. Ah, fast times at CEC High.Jason The AssholeI shal...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST |
A Tribute to ToneSlice |
As per request...This was written back during the month or so stint following The Perfect Beer where I'd write a poem in my head every Friday morning while working at CEC. Not my best work (holy uneve...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST |
Red Nissan Storage |
Backstory: OK, the clutch on my '94 Sentra finally gave while I was on the freeway 2 exits away from CEC (I had previously taken it to the dealer and they told me that the subframe was so rusted out t...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST |
You Can't Handle the Job! |
I wrote this speech for my eventual quitting of CEC, unfortunately, Ron ended up quitting before me so I gave it to him and group of employees on his last day.Ron, we work at a place that has games, a...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST |
A Desolate Road |
(Originally published in the 2004 'Who's Who in International Poetry' compilation)A desolate road to promise landsInvested wealth in able handsShrouded sight: success-rate slimThe vision bright, the f...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST |
The Perfect Beer |
(Originally written in 2002 - unpublished)They were on a quest for the perfect beerSomething smooth and cheap they could enjoy all yearA high alcohol content was a mustBut it needed good taste to rema...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST |
911 Characters Carelessly Laid |
(Originally published in 2002)I feel like disappearing just to see if I'll be missedOr maybe adding all your names to a Mafioso hit-listConforming to cannibalism and having a feastOr hiding in a fallo...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST |
The Once Future Past |
(Originally published as 'Governmental Ballad' in 2002)Everyone's asking the same questionBut the answer seems too hard to findI'll just watch us go through this recessionAnd I don't think anyone will...
Posted by Under the Weather but On Top of the World on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST |
