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About Me

I kept this shit on private forever since one of my losers of an ex had a gf that was fat and stalked me. So now I'm public again. Yay? My dry sense of humor and heavy drinking tend to get me into a lot of trouble. I have a strong dislike for people in general and am very blunt about letting them know. I don't like crazy chicks (or women in general, really), emo guys, victims, hippies, liberals (not really liberal, if you ask me, at least us republicans can own up to being close minded), fatties, junkies and probably not even you. However as long as you're not a complete fucking idiot (haha good luck with that, you myspace fag) we'll probably get along fine. So long as you buy me beer.I recently moved to Vallejo from a town called Smith River. While visiting my sister in Vacaville an old friend of mine invited me out (and wooed me with beer and videgames). We fell in love and got married shortly thereafter, much to everyone's surprise. We're pretty whimsy like that.You are swearing now that someday you'll destroy me. Remember: far better women than you have sworn the same. Go and look for them now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My biggest turn ons are money and power, so there you go.

My Blog

Steampunk in the New York Times again.

Though this time they don't mention Steampunk by name.http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/fashion/12CODES.html? _r=1
Posted by on Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:27:00 GMT

Tacos Jaliscos SUCKS

Went on a epic quest to find Mexican food. Apparently most Mexican places in Vallejo are closed on Sundays. Finally found a place but they had no menudo and the chick that we ordered from was a fat cu...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:34:00 GMT

Why don't you build a bridge and get the fuck over it?

I went to Crescent Ciy last week and was reminded by the citizens that there is no such thing as progression. Other than that my mom who is a caveman s getting broadband, I'm convinced that Crecent Ci...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:32:00 GMT

What? You want to read about little ol' me?

So, Howie and I are going up to CC on the 4th and do the hang out with friends and family thing. We're going to take our new (haha) '94 Saturn something. It's basically just a cute little white 4 door...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:13:00 GMT

I'm an asshole who doesn't check this often. So big ass update.

and now it says that I can't access my new emails, so sorry guys. For once I'm not being a dick on purpose. But yeah, chances are if you want to get ahold of me, send me a message and I might be able ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 04:14:00 GMT

Getting a dog tonight!

She's a Jack Russell named Lil' Bit that a couple Howie and I met on St. Patty's are looking to rehome. I think she's like 8 months old, has all her shots, is micro chipped and I'm hoping spayed. ^_^ ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:44:00 GMT

Country Club 40 blues

The streets in Vallejo are idiotic. Stop signs are on almost every block! Not enough turn lanes where they're needed and turns lanes on the deadest streets. I've run at least 3 stop lights and who the...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:54:00 GMT

Self righteous, judgmental....first to throw a stone.

I just got back from picking up my Jeep and some of my belongings from Crescent City. One day was more than enough for me and not just because I rode up there on a motorcycle (owwww my ass). Mollie an...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:56:00 GMT

I doubt I’ll even attempt most of these

I don't know whay I make New Year's Resolutions when I'm as lazy as I am. Every year I try to think of something to do differently but usually forget about it. 1. Get my rockin' hard sexy body back. ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:35:00 GMT

This may tarnish my political future

But it needs to be said: Vladimir Putin is fucking hot. Say what you will about him. He is a man's man.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:18:00 GMT