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DrIIInking, slEEEping, DanCing, MiSSinG aLFiE, fighting with jOOOEEEyy, CHeeSe, bEEin dumb and drUnk with jeSSi, proCrastiNating, wREstLinG pEOplE WheN I'M DRuNK, aNNoYiNg PeoPlE sO THeY yELL So I cAN lAUgh, faLLiNg, DAnCiNG tO ThE mUSiC i sInG iN mY HeAD, bEAtINg uP PeoPlE wHO maKE FuN of aLFiE Or saY mY mOm Is Hot, hAvIng lAUrlA Be mY TRaNslAToR, geTTinG loST cuz I SUCK at dIrEctIOns, dAnCIng LIkE a bIRd, mAKiNg bAd lIFe DeCIsIonS, cAR DanCIng lIKe aN iDiOT, lAUGhiNg tiLL I ALmOsT pEE oR mY FaCE hURts, sHaKIng My buTT, yeLLinG aT PeoPlE sPeCIaLLy sTUpId aSS bOUncErs,bLOwINg BuBBleS, bEIng A mAtUrE ReSpOnsIbLE ADuLt HAAaAaAaa
Rob Dyrdek...John Travolta..Vince Gill..Taye Diggs..Channing Tatum.a monkey..someone who looooves lime runts..you know..
EvErythIng EXCEPT musical music, claSSical, jaZZ, blUegrAss, or countrY music bout dOgS ruNNiN AwAy and thEIr wIveS lEAvIn wItH thEIr brOtheR
SIXTH MAN!!!!, lOvE & baSKetBalL, sIImOn biRch, aLi G, sHe'S tHe MaN, gRAnDma'S BoY, mOre bUt I don'T kNOw
yEs DeaR, anTM, gReY's, losT, fUtUrAmA, rEAlIty shOws, nIP/TUck, bEAUty & tHe gEEk, enTouRAgE, FaMiLy fEUd, reBA
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