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I became a good candy maker because I didn't want to be an evil candy maker (like Mr. Slugworth). It's so much more fun being good because you can get so much more done. Given a choice between good and evil, I would highly recommend good. In fact, I've put together a list of the 5 worst things about being an evil candy maker: 1) When you enter a room, they play creepy music. 2) When you construct a candy jail to hold the heroes, they can easily escape by eating their way out, and then they can defeat you and not even be hungry. 3) Do you have any idea how much an evil secret headquarters costs? 4) Laughing with an evil cackle really hurts your throat. 5) You always have to say, "I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"