Weehie wants a raise |
WEENIE WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1--- I do physical labor. 2.---...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
Contemplating Cats |
Contemplating Cats There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"Cats are ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:51:00 GMT |
Counting Calories |
Counting Calories Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
Beating around the bush - 75Jumping to conclusions - 100Climbing th...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:38:00 GMT |
Pomes for big kids |
POEMS --For BIG Kids>>> Mary had a little pig,> She kept it fat and plastered;> And when the price of pork went up,> She shot the little bastard.>>>>> MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB> Her father shot it ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:36:00 GMT |
the most functional english word |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit!>Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.>>Consider:>You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or h...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:29:00 GMT |
Frist time sex |
Subject: First time sex A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 23:59:00 GMT |
"hot sex fairy" |
>This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't>change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!(got this my email sure wish I knew who worte it)>>1. Sex is a beauty treatmen...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:41:00 GMT |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! (got this in my email)What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bagWhat ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:46:00 GMT |
