Hey, I'm Quagmire!
I like drinking, sex, partying, sex, women, sex, and getting with the ladies...all night long!
Heh, Heh...Alright...
Oh, the Drunken Clam...where they don't check for ID, and neither do I.OH!
Hey, I'm Quagmire!
I like drinking, sex, partying, sex, women, sex, and getting with the ladies...all night long!
Heh, Heh...Alright...
Sex, Women, Girls, Porn, Beer, Parties, Martinis, Slipping girls the ol' Roofie Colada, Lois, Hawaiian shirts, Airplanes
I wanna meet any fine ladies who would like to take a ride on the Quagmire. Age is NOT a factor, if you catch my drift.
Heh, Heh...alright.
No Pre-op transexuals, please.
I like any music that I can get my groove on with a fine lady to. Alright...
I like porno. OH!
Two words:
Kama Sutra
Heh, Heh...Alright
Ron Jeremy