I'd like to meet:
Greatness
Corey: Sooo fucking awesome.
Me: She's a great person.
Corey: Yeah. She should win a medal or something.
Me: Something silver....
Me: Like duct tape for her mouth.
Corey:And then I'll be like "Sorry, I'm into beastiality."
Corey: not*
Corey: O_O
Corey: Oh god.
Me: I'm posting that
Me: I'll bake a green cake made out of kryptonite for you, fatty.
Me: FAQ: "Am I allowed to put brown sugar on my oatmeal face mask?"
Corey: When I took it, I looked a bit disgusted, but then I messed with it and I turned into a serial killer.
Corey: Lmao, I almost put "cereal"
Corey: I WILL STAB YOUR CHEERIOS TO DEATH!
Palpatine: What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!...