Accidental Catastrophe - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, I will say that I am random. In fact, I bet that in this "about me" section, I will probably get off topic at least 3 or 4 times. I may begin talking about George Washington, and how he won the war, and yet never won a battle. Or how to make jello better by adding cinnamon. In fact, I may go so far as to actually write a silly poem right here right now.Gotcha there, didn't I? But seriously, I do have a talent for writing bad poetry that a few people think is good. I 've given this hobby up, and now only write short stories that some people think are good, and other people think are stupid. 50%. Not BAD! That's the other thing you need to know about me, I have a bizarre sense of humor. Like the story of a guy driving to Baltimore, getting lost and travelling to Virginia, and then calling his friends. "Hey, yeah, I'm lost, don't know where I am. . . but from all the trees, I think it's Virginia. Anyway, I'm going to try to find someone and there cousin. . .or wife, and ask them for directions." I was stopped there, because if I had gone on, I would have likely added him actually meeting someone and his wife. And he would have found out that he was in Canada. So he asked where Smokey the Bear was, so he started a fire. . . in his car. On the nature of CAPS LOCK: Keep it off people. No one wants to see your huge-as-life type. If we did, we wouldn't all be fans of e.e. cummings. I'VE RECENTLY CHANGED MY MIND ON THIS SUBJECT. SHOUTING IS FUN! On a more serious note, I enjoy Lycanthropes. Well, I guess that isn't exactly serious, but the wounds they inflict are. Yeah. Current project: The Moon: It doesn't orbit around Mercury for a reason!

My Interests

Procrastinating, being online, talking to people. Writing and sleeping simultaneously. Pretending to play bass guitar. Dreaming - both day and night dreams.But - First and foremost - Being Crazy!!

I'd like to meet:

The entire world.

Music:

Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Simon and Garfunkel, Chicago (the band, not the musical), Herman's Hermit's,the Zombies, whatever else I don't feel like writing here, but pretty much I'm a 60's and 70's fan.

Movies:

No. Alright, fine. I'll list some. Someday.

Television:

Not too much. Whatever people around me are watching.

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham, Maniac McGee, 1984, The Hobbit, Frindle.

Heroes:

Yeah, I find them tasty...Yum.

My Blog

Why I’m posting, I don’t know.

So, I'm assuming that the people that look at this are spam bots, or people that make them, 'cause that seems to be what happens around here. All my friend requests: spambots. So, uh...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

Guess why I like this. . .

www.aimpages.comSuch a great stress reliever, since every page automatically has that person's screenname. Search engine + something I like to mock people for = great, great fun. And stran...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST

A bit miffed

"Evil zombie elvis clones" only gets one hit on Google. That, my friends, is the power of the quotations.Oh, and I'm planning something special for those of you that have been reading this since...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:40:00 PST

JBP

I'm looking at my (slightly) dusty bass in the corner of the room. The brand is JBP.WHAT THE HEY DOES THAT STAND FOR? WHO HAS *EVER* heard of that brand? Jimbo-Browne-Paine. Th...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

foods.

I have created - because that's exactly what I did, only not in a physical manifestation yet - the foodstuff to end world hunger.It is a sushi burrito pizza crepe. Something that appeals to just...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

What's up?

People (person?) has been looking around here lately. I'm pretty sure I haven't updated this blog for a month, at least. Which begs the question, why? There isn't ...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

The crash before the fall.

The sensation of falling, knowing that the impact is going to be painful even before you reach the ground, the waiting, and the knowledge that there is nothing you can do to stop it. It's more p...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

leave the subject line blank

Real update maybe tonight, but for now, a brief rundown.Class, lunch class. Tennis? Chess. Death to hamburgers. Forgetting stuff.So. . . second class. . .creative writing: Fict...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

Of sunlight and rain.

The weatherman predicts rain. No rain, nice day, I go play tennis. What is up with you, Mr. Weatherguy? All you do is point to random things on a map of the United States and make ra...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:56:00 PST

Middle Ten!

Instead of a "top ten" or even a "bottom ten," I've decided to do a list of the ten things that make me just go "eh."10. Carpets. Who cares if the floor is nice and cool and hard, or warm,...
Posted by Accidental Catastrophe on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST