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About Me


Who, me? Oh, OK. Um... yikes, I've run out of little words.... :(
Well... what is there to say? I'm a guitarist and singer/songwriter.. there's some badly recorded/sung stuff here if you wanna give it a listen.
I dunno what else to say...... uuhmm... just add me and ask bout anything else you wanna know? I guess :D
The following entry was contributed by a Mr TSW Page.
Born and raised in leafy Broughton Astley, Phillip Middle-Name-Not-Applicable Edwards has achieved many things in his short and meaningless life*. An accomplished unicycler and techno-yodelling expert, Phillip now splits his time between Paris, where he is a male whore and lives on discarded brioche and canapes, and Los Angeles, where he is a successful recording artist under the pseudonym ‘Beyonce’. Despite inventing the hover-mower and Last of the Summer Wine, Edwards remains almost penniless, spending his vast fortune on internet stocks and sherbet.
* This, and the following, is not true. Phill has never achieved anything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people I'd want to have met are all dead now.... lol, that sounds soo morbid and emo.. anyway, peeps like Kurt Cobain, Bob marley, Freddie Mercury, and Ronnie Barker.

But I guess anyone'd be cool, always great to meet new people. =D.
And Richard Hammond.
And Lisa Loeb. She's hot. Oh yes.

My Blog

Questions I’ve thought of..

If you had an Uncle Bo, would your aunties name be Perspirant? If you're gay and depressed, are you just down and out? If you put a tape in a dress, does it become a CD? Do fish ever wet the river bed...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:53:00 GMT

Read this?

I love taking time out for myself to enjoy a little peace and quiet. Right now I'm like two miles from home, and I can't hear a thing apart from cars on the motorway, and it's really got me think...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:20:00 GMT

I wish more people would think like this...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle; when 24 hours in a day are not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class an...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:54:00 GMT

Once In A Lifetime

Once in your lifetime you'll find somebody who means everything to you. Someone you care about more than anything else in the entire world. Someone who, just by saying hello, can make you feel like yo...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:21:00 GMT

Not A Day Goes By...

This song...   Got a picture of you I carry in my heartClose my eyes to see it when the world gets darkGot a memory of you I carry in my soulI wrap it close around me when the nights get coldIf y...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 14:03:00 GMT

... and so it came to pass, that he would ruin it again...

It's sooo not fair that I'm such a dick. Everytime I try to get close to someone, I always end up fucking it up, and I mean royally. For instance, I recently got pretty close to a girl I actuall...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:08:00 GMT

Dilemma

Contestant number one: The girl I've had a crush on for like 4 years now, and treats me like a really close friend. Contestant number two: The girl that might have underlying feelings for me, and the ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:53:00 GMT

All Kinds Of Crazy

Wrote this a few weeks ago, and sorta decided to make a video of it.Cheesy it may be, but I don't really care.   CLICKY 
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:22:00 GMT

How did I get to this?

Okies, this, like my last two or three blogs, is all needy and stupid so anyone who hates emo blogs and stuff just stop reading, 'kay?So maybe I'm a little drunk, but atleast you can't lie while ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:54:00 GMT

You don't know what you got...

... til it's gone. Seriously, quite a few ppl have said to me today that they don't rly like spendin Mothers Day with family, but take it from me, you want to spend as much time with your parents as y...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:23:00 GMT