There’s no wrong way to kill a chocolate bunny. |
Yes, my friends, gone are the days of simply biting off the head of your chocolate Easter bunny to get a small dose of fake sadism. We are an evolved species, which means we also must evolve our metho...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST |
Quote of the Day |
mishavolcek: want to meet me at my place? what are you doing for dinner?me: your mom
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST |
Phone Menu for the Mentally-Challenged |
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU> > Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. > > Please select from the following options menu:> > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.> > I...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:04:00 PST |
RE: Truckticles |
So, along the same lines as my previous "Truckticles" post, I've decided that I would like to put a pair of titties on the front of my Die-nasty. Finally, my car will be worth something!
Hey, it was e...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:15:00 PST |
Truckticles |
There is a truck out there that, I kid you not, has a nutsack dangling underneath it. Or at least, it totally looks like a nutsack. It's this red dangling thing. I've seen it twice now on my way to wo...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST |
Costume ideas? |
I want to be something really cool for Halloween this year, but I don't want to look like a slut (any more than usual). Anyone have any ideas?? I was thinking Red from Fraggle Rock, but I am certainly...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Tough break! |
Man, tough break for the Huskers, huh? But I must say, I didn't expect it to go so well. 31 points against USC?? Not freakin' bad!
Too bad the Chiefs are sucking my invisi-balls this year. ...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:17:00 PST |
Webster’s newest entry - check it out |
So I made up a new word today. Wanna hear what it is??
Yes you do, shut up.
My new word is: pedestrianal
Definition: "Describing pedestrians who believe that the laws of traffic revolve around them an...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:58:00 PST |
"My name’s not Martha, it’s Azrael Abyss" |
So I was in a check-out line this morning and spotted an Elvira-look-alike on the cover of a magazine. It was some Halloween-decor type thing - and then I looked closer, and oh my god it was Martha St...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:03:00 PST |
How do I put this delicately? |
Random thought for today:
Isn't it kinda stupid when people preface things with, "Hmm. How do I put this delicately?" Right there, you know whatever they're about to say is going to be total annihilat...
Posted by Dissolved Girl on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:51:00 PST |
