so fucking funny was actualy rolling on the floor |
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:33:00 GMT |
Hehe Fun Wiv Pigs |
(Disclaimer--Some of this stuff is illegal.)*Ask the cop if you can use his pepper spray to "spice up" your takeout.
*Take his flashlight and play flashlight tag with yourself.
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Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
66 Things To Do In A Supermarket |
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the ala...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:09:00 GMT |
...............erm |
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:04:00 GMT |
90's Kids, Ahhhhhhh The Memories |
You know you're a 90's kid if...You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"You've worn skorts and felt stylishYou yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters clubYou use to love playing with your...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:01:00 GMT |
things i hate about everybody |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willin...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:34:00 GMT |
so fucking sad |
Her hair was up in a ponytail .Her favourite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 11:11:00 GMT |
Being British Is . . . . . . . |
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 05:11:00 GMT |
percy i cannot believe that you think this |
"This is wrong to the highest level. Please help spread awareness of the animals that go through testing. It is not right and should be stopped. For more info, visit the PETA website at www.peta.com T...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 18:02:00 GMT |
very random, |
i just had a thought that you should be careful when the homeless wash your windows on a red light if you give them a bit of money they might cut off your finger and sell it to the doctors for people ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 14:59:00 GMT |
