Paul has been playing instruments for many years but he has never played a D sharp as he is afraid of its sound. He has had all of the D sharps removed from his Steinway concert grand piano.
Paul has a 6-figure income from a mysterious benefactor but he spends every penny on promoting the Fosbury Flop.
Paul is currently editing the classic BBC comedy 'Dad's Army' to remove all references to Lance Corporal Jack Jones, played by Clive Dunn. This will enable the series to be broadcast in Norway, where Dunn is considered to be the anti-christ.
Whilst perusing the secret correspondence of Led Zeppelin, Paul discovered that their classic 'Stairway To Heaven' was co-written by erstwhile UK kids-TV-presenter Timmy Mallett.
Paul is co-authoring a hilarious sitcom 'Guantanamo Bay' which takes a light hearted look inside the horrific detainment and interrogation camp.
Paul works part time at Tolworth Dry Ski Slope in Surrey. He also runs The Hoopshank Chemical Shop in Portobello Road, London, which specialises in ZINC . It is rumoured that a second branch has opened in the USA but the address is undisclosed.
Paul has been struck by lightning twice. The first time, he lost his sight. The second time (three minutes later), he regained his sight but lost his sense of smell and fashion-sense.
Paul's favourite fruit and favourite colour are lemons and lemon respectively.
Paul doesn't like lines. And he's not entirely keen on nitrogen.
Paul's favourite note in the Standard Western Musical Spectrum is E flat.
