YES, HATERZ LOVE ME THE MOST!!!!! AN !LL TELL YOU WHY... EVERYT!ME ! TURN AROUND THESE SCANDOLOUS ASS B!TCHES ALWAYZ F!ND SUM WAY TO SAY SUMTH!N ABOUT ME, OR TO SAY SUMTH!N ABOUT MUH MAN, WELL LET ME TELL U SUMTH!N B!TCHES, ALTHOUGH !M LOV!N THE LOVE YOU SHOW ME, !M GONNA NEED FOR YALL TO GET A MOTHA FUCK!N L!FE AT THE SAME MOTHA FUCK!N T!ME... MAYBE !F YOU GOT A L!FE, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE A MAN AS GOOD AS M!NE AN YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO COOK UP SUMTH!N THAT HE D!DNT DO.... GET UR SH!T TOGETHA WHEN U TRY TO TALK SH!T, OR SET SUMBODY UP!!! MAKE SURE HE A!NT W!T ME WHEN THE SH!T WAS SUPPOSE 2 GO DOWN... YALL GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST HOES ! HAVE EVER SEEN !N MUH WHOLE L!FE!!!!! TH!S SH!T HERRE N!GGA T!CKLES THE FUCK OUT OF ME....
MONEY OVER HAT!N ASS B!TCHES
BAD B!TCH STATUS
GOT A PROBLEM W!T ME, KEEP !T TO YA SELF, THATS UR BEST BET!!
!M 5'2, YEA !M SHORT, YOU DNT HAVE TO TELL ME, BUT ! CAN SURE TELL YOU THAT MUH ATT!TUDE !SNT THAT SHORT, !TS SHORTER THAN !T USE TO BE, BUT ! W!LL ST!LL GO OFF ON YOU AN NOT TH!NK TW!CE ABOUT !T.... ! AM !N LOVE W!T V!NCENT, AN ! DNT G!VE A FLY!N FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THESE N!GGAS ON MYSPACE, SO ASK ME !F WE CAN BE GOOD FR!ENDS, OR TO DROP MUH MAN, CUZ THE ANSWER W!LL ALWAYZ AN FOREVA BE NO.... DNT TELL ME THAT ! NEED A REAL MAN, CUZ AS FAR AS !M CONCERNED MUH MAN !S AS REAL AS !T GET.... HE TREATS ME REAL GOOD, AN WHEN ! SAY REAL GOOD, THATS WUT ! MEAN.... ! LOVE ALL MUH FR!ENDS, BUT !F YOU CUM ON MUH PAGE START!N SH!T, TRUST ME ! W!LL HAVE SUM WORDS RESERVED FOR YOU..... DNT CUM ON MUH PAGE TALK!N SH!T, CUZ ! DNT TALK SH!T, !M W!T THAT REAL SH!T, !F YOU A!NT BOUT NOTH!N, DNT SAY SH!T..... OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYBODY !S WELCUMED ON MUH PAGE... HAVE FUN AN ENJOY.... MUH PAGE !S ALWAYZ UNDER CONSTRUCT!ON, SO THERE W!LL BE SUMTH!N NEW EVERYDAY.....
!M SORRY !F ! CUM ACROSS TO YOU AS A B!TCH!!! !M SORRY !F YOU DNT L!KE ME BECUZ OF WHO ! AM.... !M SORRY YOUR A HAT!N ASS HOE, SO GO GET THAT SH!T F!XED.... !N THE MEAN WH!LE, KEEP ALL YOUR COMMENTS TO YOU MOTHA FUCK!N SELF!!!!!
A B!TCH L!KE ME
A!NT W!T THE JEALOUSY!!!
! JUS WANTED TO LET YALL KNO THAT THERE !S ALOT OF PPL THAT DNT L!KE ME, AN ! REALLY DNT G!VE A FUCK, AN AS LONG AS YOU RESPECT ME, !T WONT BE NUTT!N, BUT DNT GET UR FR!ENDS TO TALK SH!T FOR YOU.... !M TELL!N YOU NOW, !M GONNA WHOOP YO ASS F!RST, AN THEN THE!RS FOR DO!N YOUR D!RTY WORK FOR YOU.... !F YOU GOT SUMTH!N TO SAY, KEEP TO YO SELF, ! A!NT GOT T!ME FOR NO BULLSH!T.... ALL ! GOT TO SAY !S !F YOU SEE ME DO WUT U GOT TO DO, AN !TS WUTEVA... !M NOT GONNA STAND AROUND TALK!N TO YOU, OR ARGU!N BACK AN FORTH W!T NO DAMN BODY, !M ON MUH GROWN WOMAN SH!T, SO GET L!KE ME!!!!
! LOVE MUH ENEM!ES MORE THAN MUH FR!ENDS!!!
TO ALL MUH HOME GHERLZ (THE L!TTLE ! DO HAVE)AN MUH HOME BOYZ THANZ FOR BE!N THERE FOR ME AN SHOW!N ME MUCH LOVE THRU ALL THE HURT AN THE PA!N.... ! MUST SAY SUM NAMES, SO DNT GET MAD !F YOUR NAME A!NT SA!D..... 1ST MUH DAMN DAWG ASHLEY, GHERL YOU KNO YOUR MUH MOTHA FUCK!N R!DE OR D!E CH!CK, AN ! LOVE YA L!KE A MOTHA FUCK!N S!STA.... 2ND MUH DAWG THOMASEAN, GHERL ! KNO WE BEEN THRU SUM SH!T !N THE PAST, AN WE SETTLED THAT SHIT, L!KE SUM GROWN ASS WOMAN LOVE YA GHERL... TO EVERYONE ELSE ! M!SSED, !M SORRY, BUT ! WANT YALL TO KNO ! LOVE YALL 2 AN ! DO RECOGN!ZE YALL!!!
MUH B!G B!TCH
ASHLEY!!!
MUH R!DE OR D!E B!TCH
TH!S B!TCH R!GHT HERRE !S MUH MOTHA FUCK!N R!DE OR D!E, NO MATTER WUT GOES DOWN, NO MATTA WUT HOE, TH!S B!TCH !S ALWAYZ READY TO CUT A B!TCH, A!NT MANY HOES !N THE WORLD THAT W!LL DO THAT SH!T..... MUH MOTHA FUCK!N B!G B!TCH, MUH S!STA, MUH R!DE OR D!E B!TCH, MUH MOTHA FUCK!N BEST FR!END!!!!! GHERL ! LOVE YA T!LL THE DAY THEY PUT ME !N THE GROUND!!! THANX FOR BE!N THERE FOR ME, AN YEA WE HAD 2 MUCH FUCK!N FUN !N SCHOOL, AN WE GONNA DO !T AGA!N, AN TH!S T!ME WE GONNA MAKE !T!!!!! MUH B!G B!TCH MOT!VATE A B!TCH DO R!GHT, AN ! PLAN TO DO THE SAME FOR HER!!!! GHERL U KNO U THE MA!N B!TCH !N MUH MUTHA FUCK!N WEDD!N, DNT WORRY BOUT THAT SH!T.... SO START PLANN!N TO HELP ME W!T THE PLANN!N!!!!!LOVE YA B!G B!TCH!!!!
HOES FUCK W!T !T!!!!
TH!S !S FOR THEM HAT!N HOES
THATS WHY ! WANT TO SAY THAT ! LOVE ALL OF MUH FAM!LY, W!T THE EXCEPT!ON OF A FEW MOTHA FUCKERS!!! L!SA, BOO YOU KNO WE PARTNERS !N CR!ME ALWAYZ, AN CURT!S, ! LOVE YO BAD ASS 2 DEATH, TOTO, U KNO YOU MUH BAY BEE CUZ!N AN YOU GETS ALL THE LOVE... NATALYN, U MUH FUCK!N S!STA, AN WE GET !NTO !T ALL THE T!ME, BUT WHEN !T COMES DOWN TO !T, YOU ALWAYZ GOT MUH FRONT AN BACK JUS AS WELL AS ! GOT YOURS... SADE, ! AM SO PROUD OF YOU, YOU MADE !T THRU SKOOL, AN OFF TO COLLEGE, DO YA BEST GHERL, AN ! W!SH YOU WELL ALWAYZ....I LOVE YOU S!S!!! MUH MAMA, AN MUH DAD, YALL A FUCK!N MESS!!! BUT THANX FOR HAV!N APART !N BR!NG!N ME !N TO TH!S WORLD.... ! LOVE YALL
2 DA HOES WHO ALL UP !N M!NE
! LOVE !T WHEN YALL HOES ALL UP !N MUH SH!T WORR!ED ABOUT ME AN MUH N!GGA, ! SH!NE FOR YOU HOES, AN YALL SUCK!N !T !N L!KE A D!CK!!!! YOU TALK ABOUT ME AN M!NE L!KE YALL REALLLY KNO WUTS GO!N ON BETWEEN US!!! FUCK ALL YALL HOES THAT DNT WANT TO SEE US TOGETHER, CUZ U KNO WUT WE GONNA BE TOGETHA, GET MARR!ED HAVE SUM K!DS, AN YALL GONNA BE THE ONES THAT WE PAY TO WATCH THEM!!!! LOL!!! B!TCHES GET UR SH!T UP, AN STAY OUT OF M!NE, MAYBE UR L!FE W!LL BE BETTA, AN LAST BUT NOT LEAST !F YOU HAT!N CUZ YOU GOTTA CHASE UR N!GGA, OR HE DO!N U WRONG, FEEL FREE TO HATE ON ME!!!!!MZ PRETTY PUSSY
The Complete MySpace Survey For Girls
Basics
Name: MEL!SA
Age: 18
Grade/School: OUT, BUT WOODHAM
Family: WUT ABOUT THEM???
Pets: B!RD
Piercings: EARS
Tattoos: NOPE
Describe yourself in 3 words: CRAZY, SEXY, B!TCHY
Favorites
Subject: MATH
Movie: DNT HAVE ONE
Actor/Actress: DNT REALLY CARE
Sport: BASKETBALL & FOOTBALL
Place to shop: THE MALL BAYBEE
Food: CHINESE
Memory: MUH UNCLE
Year So Far: 05
Lasts
Car ride: TO DA MALL
Phone Call: P!SSED ME OFF
Crush: FUCK A CRUSH, !T ALL ABOUT LOVE !N 07'
Movie Watched: BLACK HAWK DOWN
Time you went shopping: LAST WEEK
Song Listened To: NIVEA & AKON- DNT MATTER REMIX
Person to make you happy: V!NCE
Person to make you sad: V!NCE
Friends
Best: ASHLEY
Funniest: KEYONNA
Smartest: DNT REALLY KNO!!!
Fun to be around: N!A
Dumbest: ! HATE DUMB B!TCHES
Person you would get in trouble with: ARTENC!A
Flirt: ASHLEY
Slutty: NONE, ! DNT FUCK W!T THEM
Love
Do you have a bf/gf: YEA
Do you wish you did: ! GOT ONE
Do you have a crush: NO, !M !N LOVE
Ever broke someones heart: YEA
Been heartbroken: YEA, 2 MANY T!MES
Sweetest thing someone has done for you: ! DNT KNO, !T REALLY HASNT HAPPENED !N A WH!LE
Best/Worst thing about opposite sex: THEY CAN BE ASSES
Random
Annoyance: MOST PPL
Fear: OF BUGS
Wish: TO BE HAPPY
Car: ! A!NT GOT ONE
Phone: FUCK THAT
Best Style: MUH OWN
Worst Style: STR8 LEG PANTS
Obsession: MUH SELF
Weakness: LOVE
Are you a clean freak: CAN BE
Are you low/high matienance: A L!L OF BOTH
Quote you live by: FUCK WUT PPL THANK, !TS ALL ABOUT ME
Perfect pizza: PEPPERON!
Like to cook: YEA
Do you regret: !N THE PAST ! HAVE
Ever done something illegal: YEA
Are you a good/bad driver: GOOD!!!!
Where do you want to live when your older: AWAY FROM PENSACOLA
Natural hair color: BLACK
Are your nails painted: NOPE