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Wizard of Lanz

What the fuck am I doing here?

About Me

I live in Lanzarote, and have done so for 11 years. I put a great emphasis on music that's original - tribute bands should be shot on sight.

My Interests

Wanking

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that's not a self-deluded bullshitter and has got something interesting to say.

Music:

The Fins, Rage against the Machine, Arctic Monkeys, Black Sabbath, Kings of Leon, International Noise Conspiracy, System of a Down, The Kinks, Talvin Singh, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Ted Nugent(crazy motherfucker), etc.

Movies:

Most of them are a load of shit, particularly if they are trying to depict history or dramatise a book, however... The Wicker Man, Barbarella, If... , I'm Alright Jack, Loneliness of a Long distance Runner, Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, O Lucky Man, The Producers, Ipcress File, Midnight Cowboy. As you can tell, I'm a bit out of touch with this media.

Books:

The Regulators, Kestrel for a Knave, Veronica Decides to Die

Heroes:

Anybody original