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About Me


I'm boring, a HUGE procrastinator, and am known to be bitch more often than not. As a matter of fact, I'm a bitch without even trying. How's that for talent? I'm a history major, getting my minor in political science and I have NO CLUE what I want to do with my life. With a little luck, I'll be graduating in August 2009.
I'm just starting a new chapter in my life and while I can't say that I'm loving every minute of it, I know that I'm becoming a better person because of it. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, right? I'm just glad to finally have a life of my own now. I wish you the best of luck. Honestly. I just wish we could have been friends.
My favorite color is red and I love to speed. I'm a sucker for the news, anything sweet, and white roses...how cliche is that? I hate being cold, so I could never, EVER live above the Mason-Dixie line. Speaking of southern living, what kind of native Texan would I be without enjoying country music?
For those of you who don't know me, I'm extremely picky. I can't stand the taste of eggs. I'm also not a fan of spicy foods, tomatoes, onions, or peppers of any sort. I'm allergic to pollen, dust, and cats, and avacados, melon, and bananas make my itchy and make my face turn red. boooooo.As stated above, I may speed, but I HATE people who don't use their %(*##^&*#($ turning signals!! I can't read your fucking mind! There are A LOT of really stupid drivers in Houston so I have come to really hate my 1 1/2 hour daily commute.Tip:: if you're not driving at least 10-15 miles over the speed limit, STAY OUT OF THE FAR LEFT LANE. There are 4 other lanes on 59...pick one.

My Interests

Actually, I think I covered it all in the "About Me" section...

but I'm more active on Facebook, so find me there!

I'd like to meet:

A good-hearted, clean cut, clean man with a little rebellious streak. Someone who can make me laugh. Someone who can spend all day at a museum, then party hard all night. Someone that can carry on an intellectual conversation but can still appreciate being a kid at heart. Now accepting applications. :)

I'd love to meet the the Real American Hero guys lol

Music:

Mostly country, classic rock (60's and 70's), and 90's alternative.

Movies:



Television:

CSI
The Disney Channel

Books:

Love 'em. Unless they're textbooks. THAT is a different story!

I suggest that you read Three Cups of Tea by Greg Mortenson.
[He's my new hero :)]

My Blog

Cyber Monday

Ok, so today is Cyber Monday.  "What's that?" you say?  It's the Internet's equivalent of retail's Black Friday.  People go to work and start shopping from their computers. I don't know...
Posted by ~.^ on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST

*tsk tsk tsk* king george should have had ms. pelzel for poli sci

 -- "This is an ugly war. It's a war in which an enemy will kill innocent men, women and children in order to achieve a political objective. It doesn't surprise me that there is deep concern amon...
Posted by ~.^ on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:55:00 PST

*kisses* good bye summer!

omg, work is killing me.  combined with planning the baby shower with my mom.   plus, school is about to start! [[just shoot me now]]       oh, and on a si...
Posted by ~.^ on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

fuck you westpark tollway

Dear Westpark,We've gotten to know each other fairly well over the last 3 years and you've been a great friend to have. You were always there when I needed you, like those days when I'm really late t...
Posted by ~.^ on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

new barbie dolls :)

ANNOUNCEMENT: Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Houston Texas market:     "River Oaks Barbie" This princess Barbie is sold only at The Galleria...
Posted by ~.^ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

damn you late night television!

anderson cooper is hot   and judge judy kicks ass   and its 230am....i should be asleep.   i want to quit my job   i also want purple suspenders like larry king's :)   my gran...
Posted by ~.^ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

Carlos Mencia!!

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Posted by ~.^ on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

if you want fast cab service, dont call yellow cab =/

i met some people from norway today.  i had to call a cab for them.  a few times.  because yellow cab is RETARDED.  due to the fact that we call all the time from wo...
Posted by ~.^ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST

call me a nerd...

i was shifting through all the mail thats built up over the last week and i see this letter address to me. it was a nice looking envelope and it had pretty font and no company logo on the front and i ...
Posted by ~.^ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

holy cow

daaaanng.  christopher was telling me that i couldnt play my scales any more because he was trying to get out of practicing.  so i pulled my clarinet out for the first time in 2.5 years and ...
Posted by ~.^ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST