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BILL

Yahtzee...

About Me


I have a good head on my shoulders. This may or may not be attributable to my long-time daily habit of rinsing and repeating with Head & Shoulders brand shampoo.

My Interests

Drums, Music, Movies, Nintendo, Running, Books, Writing, Crab Soccer, Scrabble, Peyton Manning Commercials, Chili, Giant Burritos

I'd like to meet:


The girl of my dreams.

Anybody interested in starting a band around here. It's been too long since I've played regularly, and my current band is basically dead..

Music:

Too many bands to list...

Movies:

12 Monkeys, Adaptation, American Beauty, American Psycho, As Good As It Gets, Back To The Future Trilogy, Batman Begins, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, The Elephant Man, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fargo, Freddy Got Fingered, Good Will Hunting, Groundhog Day, Human Nature, Magnolia, Memento, Mulholland Drive, Quiz Show, Requiem For A Dream, The Sandlot, Scotland PA, SLC Punk, Sleeper, The Truman Show, Vanilla Sky, The Weatherman, and hundreds of other movies...

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Critic, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Lost, Heroes, Myth Busters, Pretty much anything on Discovery, National Geographic, TLC, HGTV, or History Channel that looks good in HD

Books:

The Time Traveller's Wife, Letters to Wendy's, The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, Slapstick, Fluke, Lamb, A Brief History of Time, The End of Faith, The Woman in the Dunes

Heroes:

Charlie Kaufman, Kurt Vonnegut, Rick Moranis, Vigo the Carpathian, The Dalai Lama

My Blog

I Am Biff's Savior...A Brush With Fame...

Over the past few years, I've met many interesting people - important and insignificant alike.  At drum clinics and conventions, I've met well-known, as well as unknown drummers and percussionist...
Posted by BILL on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

DZN-1490 Sure is Fast!!!

Throughout my tens of thousands of miles of driving experience all over the East Coast, I have learned many interesting things.   Here are a couple of memorable examples:   1.)&nbs...
Posted by BILL on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

On Male Urination in the Public Eye...

For those of you who read the title and expected a punchline like "it stings really bad," I'm sorry to disappoint you.  I digress... I'm an easy-going, somewhat indecisive, formerly-fat guy ...
Posted by BILL on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

You Sons of Bitches...

Kellogg'sP.O. Box CAMBBattle Creek, MI 49016-1986Production Code: K-0353J July 23, 2006 Dearest Kellogg's: While in college, I took a hiatus from the regular consumption of your cereal produ...
Posted by BILL on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST

Attn: Larry Critchwald...

Apparently, some people (I don't want to name names...Larry Critchwald...) don't believe me when I explain that the sun is my nemesis.  Every time the sun lays its infernal gaze upon my...
Posted by BILL on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:58:00 PST

Kudos...A Tribute...

Tonight's topic is brought on by the receipt of kudos from a few of my blog-reading friends.  Maybe it's the fact that I just ate animal flesh at Chili's and I'm craving some dessert to ...
Posted by BILL on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST

Thoughts...7/12/06...

There are several businesses in Winchester that perhaps should've given more thought to how they present themselves, but two of the most notable are First Bank and Never Enough Yarn. I will begin...
Posted by BILL on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:00:00 PST

Mer-Man...

Tonight I swam the saltless seas of the Holiday Inn, Williamsport, PA.  Jumpin' Jahosephat was I dripping wet!  This was a job only a thin white towel, just barely long enough to t...
Posted by BILL on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

Pleasant Valley Taco Bell...

If you value your life, do yourself a favor and stay away from the Taco Bell on Pleasant Valley Road tonight.  While the food may be delicious, the service leaves something to be desired.  T...
Posted by BILL on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST