Yonny profile picture

Yonny

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Paris Hilton - So I could slap the attitude out of her.
Nikki Hilton - So I could slap her so hard that Paris feels it.

Senator John McCain - So I could shake his hand.

Osama Bin Laden - So I could send him to Allah.
Lindsay Lohan - So I could give her a sandwich to eat.
and

Carmen Elektra - So I could f her brains out!

Music:

In no particular order: NIN | Outkast | Black Eyed Peas | The White Stripes | Beck | Motorhead | Ludacris | Mos Def | Led Zepp | Sean Paul | Van Halen | Weezer | Cypress Hill

Actually I listen to a lot of dif shiz but Country / Western kinda bugs :D

Heroes:

The Crinkler!

The guy that created Starbucks Doubleshot drinks!
OMFG I LOVE YOU!