What up, this is nathan, and im here to tell anyone who doesn't already know, that due to our excesive pranking, robbing, looting, vandalism, public nudity, and general bad ass attitude, band practice for sophisticated savages is officially ILLEGAL. Thats right folks, there are actually legal documents and facist bureaucrats holding up the making of the music that we all hold dear. We have a true and honest contemp for authority, and this legal set-back, is just that, a set-back of our almighty goal of global reform, governmental overthrow, and rock & fucking roll. All metal heads, hard rockers, and fellow hoodlums, raise your fists high, and sing the true national anthem of our united sadist states:
