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ted

Do not squander time. That is the stuff life is made of!

About Me

My full name is Theodore Francis Tschida (pronounced Cheetah) but i answer to Ted or Hey Dumbass. I think my sense of humor is really sensitive cuz Leslie Nealson movies are hilarious to me as well as Disney & Pixar movies. I have a really vivid imagination which allows me to hide within it when reality bores me. I play video games despite the fact that they are going to be the end of the world. There is some anime i enjoy (Trigun FLCL Samurai Champloo n Bebop) but overall i think its art and animation techniques are way to overrated and over used and that is how Japan is going to take over the U.S. since they cant by force. But yeah I'm also really good at drawing and I'm usually willing to draw requests as long as it isnt homosexual in any way or just a retarded request (trying phrasing the question first in ur head before asking it to see if its retarded or not). I love Disney and im prolly gonna work for them later in life and draw subliminal shit in the cartoons, it will be awesome. According to my psychology teacher, I'm an idealist, merciful, intuitive, and an introvert. I usually disregard logical thinking and go more with how I feel about something, both a good and bad characteristic. Oh yeah and i only accept friend requests from ppl i actually know ..or if they are unbelievably attractive (not likely).AIM-ShtHdTd
Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?
Lust
You crave the pleasures of the body. Your lustful desires make you crave more of what you know is good.
Find out your Deadly Sin at Quizopolis.com

My Interests

Art, Comedy, Video Games (i really can't help it), Reading, and Exercising

I'd like to meet:

uh Rudyard Kipling, Homer (even tho he doesn't exist), Rodney Dangerfield, and Walt Disney, a Monkey that smokes reefer, Jesus and Muhammad (the monkey is of most importance above all, however),Dante Alighieri and Julian the Apostate

Music:

The Doors, Danzig, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, of course Bob Marley and The Wailers, Sublime (fuck yeah), RHCP, T.S.O.L., Incubus and Wu-Tang Clan

Movies:

True Romance, The Matrix and Terminator Trilogy, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Lion-King, Alice in Wonderland, Nightmare Before Christmas, Half-Baked, Kingdom of Heaven, Gladiator, Scarface, A Bronx Tale, and Beauty and the Beast (yeah this is totally not in order) Indiana Jones, CITY OF GOD, The Departed, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Beavis and Butthead do America, Grandma's Boy and Donnie Darko"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?" (a free rainbow sherbert for what movie that is)

Television:

Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, South Park, Rome, and The Sopranos

Books:

Jeez i dont even wanna try, so ill just go with most recent. Harry Potter (hey screw u buddy), Jungle Book, Greek Mythology, mostly fiction interests me, and especially if its imaginative & out-there

Heroes:

George Lucas (anyone realize he created an entire generation?), My Dad (real dad), The Gotama Buddha, Thrall, Spartacus, The Monkey that smokes reefer (i must find him/her!),

My Blog

Ted Tschida: On Love

    My English class this semester has been quite an experience for my development as a person, and more specifically a male.  When my teacher said to the class in the beginning ...
Posted by ted on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:14:00 PST

Cloaks, pornstars, Fedoras and the Gym

The gym can be a funny ass place sometimes.  One of the funniest things i notice is that when there is a hot chick working out her gluteals (ass), theres always like 6 guys on the machines around...
Posted by ted on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith: personification of America

If you guys don't know, the Greeks often used characters to represent everything from land masses (Gaia) to bodies of water (Styx and Okeanos) to just plain concepts like time (Chronos) and love (Eros...
Posted by ted on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

givl

shit im bored, i thought i was gonna go see a movie and that was gonna be my nite but i guess not.  i think i have just successfully smoked myself out of dependence, cuz i dont really wanna rite ...
Posted by ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gynecology

Despite the fact that i havent actually gone anywhere i dont normally go during the rest of the year, im still having a pretty damn good summer.  It seems like every day is really really long and...
Posted by ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nak bub

hmmmmmm wut to talk about today. . . So i was putting my glasses away and i noticed a lil bite mark on the case and i figured it was my dog, then i said aloud, "that looks like the case!!" HAHAHAHA th...
Posted by ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

parenting

Once again it is late at night and i cannot think of anything that would be more fun than typing.  This feels so wierd, i can feel how swollen my throat is by touching these painful things u...
Posted by ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if boredom was a person, he'd be kickin my ass now..

So its like 11pm on a wednesday nite and there is no1 to talk to so ill just use this thing. i went to the doctor yesterday and she gave me this antibiotic called Keflex" and its more powerful th...
Posted by ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST