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Divorced twice with 3 children (one lives w/ me). I'm still figuring out what I want to do when I grow up. Some of the things I've done in the past include retail management, photo lab work, bartending, Navy Intelligence, photographer, counselor at a resident school for troubled children, concrete artist, and Culinary Transportation Operator (pizza delivery dude).

I have a very twisted sense of humor. I like good jokes, but stupid ones are often better. I used to do drugs, and I'm a felon because of it. I don't do them any more, but I think most of them should be legal. I drink and smoke too much, and I need to lose about 45 pounds to be the handsome devil that I was 10 years ago. Maybe someday I'll give a damn enough to do it.Though I often come off as being bitter and pessimistic, I'm actually a very positive person.