TASMANIAN JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!! The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink. The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New." The General Manager of XXXX smiles and says, "I'll have a XXXX Gold." The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers." The bloke from Carlton says, "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet." The General Manager from Cascade glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke." The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.He just shrugs and says, "Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."