The Olson twins if they were on extasy
Kathy Ireland if she still drank good beer and was young
Christina Aguilera if shed slut it up just bit more
Metallica if the grew there balls back
Michele branch if she got me drunk again
Milla Jovovich if she kicked my ass
Dave Thomas cus Wendy’s has gone down the shitter with out him
Hugh Hefner if he’d adopted me
Tara Reid if she still partied
You if your a kick ass chick in a band.