Hi, I'm God. There's so much I could tell you, but I don't know were to start. I'll talk about my family. I have a boy named Jesus and hes a playa. I send him my love. I don't actually know who my parents are because I just remember kind of getting created in the middle of space. It got pretty boring floating out in space so I created this place called Earth. You are probably all famaliar with this place by now. hehe. So after I did that I have just been chilling in Heaven. and...thats all I can think of right now but there is a book out on me called, "The Bible" and a new best-seller called, "The New Testament". You can probably get these at your local book stores.
Oh and p.s.
Praise the Lord
