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I'm My Own Wingman

We don't party like rockstars...rockstars party like US!

About Me

It's quite simple, you see... I love myself! Money is NOT the root of all evil! The grass is NOT always greener on the other side. An apple a day, DOESN'T always keep the doctor away. Man who stands on toilet, ISN'T destine to eat shit! A friend in need, AIN'T always a friend indeed. All ISN'T well, that ends well. Curiosity DIDN'T kill the cat (it was a truck!). And I think relationships are a complete waste of time and energy!!!I DON'T like long walks on the beach. I'm NOT someone to take home to meet the parents. I WILL corrupt you. I CAN'T STAND cuddling. I frequently speak my mind, and am labeled an asshole for it all too often. I LIVE for a good time with decent people! I think it's funny when I say, "When you push hard enough... SHIT HAPPENS!" I'm 110% set on havin' a good time! I'll be damned if I look back on life and think, "hell, I shoulda done that!" ;-) Feel like chattin', IM me sometime... AIM is guywitpoeticsklz..

My Interests

CARS, CARS, and... uhhhh... CARS!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself in a different life. You know... me, as a butterfly or something. (im so gay!!) Or maybe as a pornstar. I don't know... put yourself in my shoes and it sounds pretty damn interesting. haha

Music:

Alright, in NO ORDER WHATSOEVER... Right now... I'm a HUGE Sublime fan (still). Got every album and can sing along to every song. Okay, now we can work our way down from there ;-) Greenday (American Idiot actually turned out to be pretty sweet!), The Offspring, Chilli Peppers, Audioslave is awesome, Pennywise is the shit too, oh and Rancid kicks ass, NoFX is pretty funny... along with the Gimmie Gimmies. Hummm, I doubt anyone's heard of them but The Union Underground is the shiznit, and I'm into KoRn again. Then there's newer stuff like, Sum 41 (damn, those Canadians can rock out!), Goldfinger, eh, stuff like that. Now, for softer stuff... Evanescence, Bad Religion, The Postal Service (f*ck you, it's catchy music), Hoobastank, Gwen Stefani, Maroon 5, Incubus (I swear I'm not gay!), MEST, Lacuna Coil, and Usher. I think my fav. type of music would be R&B, tho. I'm a big Mariah Carey fan (Fuck you!!!... I'm not gay!), Whitney Houston, Boyz II Men, Janet Jackson, 112, Aaliyah, Babyface, Dru Hill, En Vogue, Destiny's Child, Jodeci, SWV, R. Kelly, and All-4-One (just to name a few. Oh, and a bit of new stuff too, like Frankie J, Donell Jones, Sisqo, etc. I've even got "seasons of Love" from the musical Rent, stuck in my head for the last week or so?! Sorry for the broad musical background ;-) Pretty much... you name it and I probably like it. Well, I can't think of anything else right now, 'casue it's super early in the morning. But I will say... last but not least... there's yet to be a time I get drunk and DON'T end up singing "Fuck Her Gently" but the one and only Tenacious D!

Movies:

I was never really big on movies... I mean, I like them but it's a lot of time to commit to watching something that's probably all fantasy anyways. And it's upsetting when, after the movie, you want that wasted time "back!" I would say, tho, that one of my favs. would be Pulp Fiction. That, and the Nightmare Before Christmas. There's a lot to name but I just can't think of em.

Television:

TV... I dislike TV very much. Tv's tought me that nice guys finish on each others faces and life's tought me that TV is right. Damn TV!

Books:

I can't read. :-( But I can understand hardcore pornography!

Heroes:

Anyone that's not afraid to speak their mind and stand up for what they believe in. And anyone that can drink an entire pitcher of beer in less than a minute (that's pretty damn impressive!)

My Blog

Miss You So Much

A lot can change in a year.  We meet new friends, we lose old ones.  We learn new things, and forget old stuff (in my case, forget all of it).  And of all the things that life leaves th...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST

R.I.P. Colin McRae

August 5th, 1968 - September 15th, 2007..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Just a small tribute to a man... no, A LEGAND, on the rally car circuit.  An abso...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:29:00 PST

Something's Wrong With My Head #2

This is the second bulletin I posted on May 22nd, 2007...   "Well friends... those of you that actually "know" me, know that my brain pretty much doesn't like to remember ANYTHING. And if I were ...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Something's Wrong With My Head #1

For some strange reason... this is the bulletin that I posted on May 22nd, 2007....   "Friends and countrymen,It's that time again. My shoulders feel as though I'm supporting tons of emotions, an...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

YOU KNOW WHAT CHAPS MY ASS?!?!...

You wanna know what chaps my ass?!... when people have private profiles on a public website!  Damn these private myspace pages.  Privacy on a public website makes about as much since as urin...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST

Time For A Change

Today looks as though it is the end... the day in which I lose my last true "friend".  Hell, I don't think there was anyone that was closer to me, that wasn't blood related.  And it's stupid...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:34:00 PST

Car Accident, Again

Had a run in with a Hummer H3, today (no pun intended).  That's about it.  :-/  Fuckin' car's broken now!  :-(
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST

An "It's Over" Declaration

If love was a bird Then we wouldn't have wings...If love was a sky, we'd be blue If love was a choir You and I could never sing...Cause love isn't for me and you If love was an Oscar You and I could n...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:03:00 PST

Chili's Drink-O-Thon!!!

Yeah... so, next time you hear me say, "Yeah, we'll be at Chili's DRINKIN' OR DINNER"... that is what I'm referring to...   Yeah... I really don't know what to say, here.  :-P   On ou...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:24:00 PST

Complete Bullshit!!!

  You know what really chaps my ass?!?!... when you walk out to your car a 12:30am and find boots on two of your wheels!  Complete horseshit!!!  It's a day later and I'm still pissed ab...
Posted by I'm My Own Wingman on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:18:00 PST